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Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito, Ali Starzyk, and Stelios Phili EDITORS That's right folks, from Ron Paul, to Joe the Plumber, to Aretha Franklin, it's been quite a journey. We laughed, we cried, we laughed at Hillary Clinton when she cried. But through it all, we here at PopSense stuck to one relentlessly unwavering oath-- to never actually give a shit about the issues, the candidates, or the political crap that our country has to offer. On the contrary, we made sexual advancements towards all the candidates (and their wives), we compared their appearances (because that's all that matters) to that of our favorite washed-up Television stars, ... Read Full Story

Alexandra M. Svokos STAFF WRITER There’s a whole group of people in my life who call me Gary. My town friends, Greeks, sisters, parents, cousins, grandparents… My priest recently found out and hasn’t gotten over it. “Gary, how are you today, Gary?” “Pretty good, Father Jim, thanks.” Nobody is entirely certain how it began and stuck for years. We generally try to pass it off as a joke based on Gary the snail in Spongebob and how slow I am – I take long showers! Hilarious! – but really it just happened. So when faced with six interested PopSense writers plus special appearances and ... Read Full Story

- Stelios Phili and Jeff Luppino-Esposito extol \ik-STOHL\, transitive verb : 1. To praise highly; to glorify - While most gamers will give credit to N64 for producing the first 3-D gaming system, true experts of the field extol Atari's "Jaguar" which absolutely no one purchased. - It's easy to extol the Keebler Elf as the sole mastermind behind Nabisco's wildly popular cookie franchise; few, however, realize that he responsible for Smurf genocide and Muppet Baby racism. The Chronicles of Derrick and Becky Derrick! How could you extol such horribly radical schools of thought in our household! Chillax Becky, I've done my research. If ... Read Full Story

- Stelios Phili, Jeff Luppino-Esposito, and Ali Starzyk venial \VEE-nee-uhl\, adjective : 1. Capable of being forgiven; not heinous; excusable; pardonable. - Every year the President of the United States pardons one turkey from facing the shotguns and forks of Americans everywhere, a questionable action for what some have called the 'vaguely venial crime' of being a turkey . - The least venial moment in breakfast history was when Captain Crunch admitted that his company was really just a sweat-shop that manufactured tasty children's cereal. The Chronicles of Derrick and Becky Derrick you know I put up with a lot of crap from you, ... Read Full Story

- Stelios Phili and Jeff Luppino-Esposito espy \ih-SPY\, transitive verb : 1. To catch sight of; to perceive with the eyes; to discover, as a distant object partly concealed. - K-Fed could espy guaranteed success in his future when gladly accepting the managerial position at the local KFC... they'll be calling it K-FedC in no time. - I espy with my little eye . . . Stephen Hawking and his mini-me ! The Chronicles of Derrick and Becky Derrick, you're not fooling anyone, I could espy that outfit down the block, and you left it on till you walked up the stairs. Becky!! I ... Read Full Story