After working all week, I've had the pleasure of spending my two free days sick. Worse still, I'll probably feel just well enough to go to work on Monday. It may not be the Swine Flu that has me on the couch, but it's still pretty lousy. My ribs feel like they're cracked from coughing every 15 seconds My tongue as lost all sense of taste due to the lozenges I require to keep my nose clear enough to breathe. I'm exhausted because even though I have nothing to due but sleep, lying flat loosens all the phlegm in my chest. Then the coughing ...
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In anticipation of Halloween next week, Dogs & Jeans is sharing a decision flow chart from Maxim Magazine . While this seems to be a perfectly good process in theory, I suspect it may only be true in teen dramas on the WB or in the rudimentary brain step of college frat boys. So the question to the Female Bloggy Readers: Is this how you select your Halloween costumes. If so, will you invite the Hot Dads to your party?
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Puerto Rican Guy Shoots his Twin Brother CAGUAS , P.R. - The Puerto Rican guy who is demanding change from everyone in America, fatally shot his twin brother with a .38-caliber revolver during an altercation in their shared Caguas womb. Pursuant to Section 215 of the Patriot Act and Section 501 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA), records were recently forwarded to the Pentagon, U. S. wire services, and the National Enquirer. Found in the basement of a Caguas, Puerto Rico police precinct, these records prove that the Puerto Rican guy was a pre-natal terrorist. Sibling rivalry According to police records, Ms. Maria Machuchal was awakened at 4 ...
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With all the interest this week in the Balloon Boy Saga , I was expecting to find some good Demotivational Posters starring everyone's favorite vomiting, cursing, hoaxing Colorado family, but no such luck. Dog & Jeans readers who want to make some and submit are welcome to do so and I'll do a special posting.
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The Alfred E. Neuman Economy Alfred E. Neuman, the stupidest man in America, give a big speech today. He explains all of the following: the Dow Jones is at its lowest point in 25 years the dollar is at a record low against the euro Citigroup stock (the nation’s largest bank) hit a 10-year low General Motors stock hit a 54-year low Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac stock plummeted by 25% Oil prices soared 45% over the past 6 months Just like in Mad Magazine, President Neuman squint, smirk and grimace into the future… Declare our financial system is basically sound… Then turn to ...
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