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The Itch: Part III

Today, the most blessed event of my entire week in LA. 

Hey mom, guess what I DON’T HAVE anymore???

Let me guess.  For those of you who missed Part I and Part 117 of the Odessey of  Teen Bikini Shaving, go here:  I Got An Itch and The Itch Part 117.  That should bring you up to date.  Now, if you’ll leave me with my sunset and Pina Colota, I bid you adieu from La La land.

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P.S.  For those of you who don’t get the relationship between this picture and shaving, there is none.  I just wanted to make you jealous of how fucking fantabulous the view from my balcony this week was.  But no worries.  Tomorrow, the big dirty apple will be under my feet again.  (I know it’s been keeping you up nights.)

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