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Feeling Squitchy

You ever have one of those days where you just feel "squitchy?" You know the feeling--just a bit out of sorts or off kilter. Today seems to be one of those days. I can't quite control my focus and get down to the business that needs to be done. They really ought to create a special personal day category for this in businesses because everyone has these days. "I can't come in today, I'm calling in squitchy." I  think that a great deal of money would be saved in the long run by not having people attempt to do jobs when they feel squitchy. I hope that the next airline pilot or doctor I encounter in a professional capacity is not having a squitchy day.










I had to take my daughter to the oral surgeon yesterday for a pre-exam for wisdom teeth extraction and the doctor gave us the exact same speech twice. I could see the look on her face as he launched into it a second time and when we were leaving she whispered, "does he have alzheimers or something? What if he removes more than the original 4 teeth we agreed upon because he can't remember taking anything out?" I assured her that he was probably just feeling squitchy that day. At least I hope so.
































































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