Palm pilot
Now here’s a product with the inner strength to live up to its name, which is Guardian Angel. Its spiky gold-plated exterior hides some ion alloy, mineral stone powder, and a spring-loaded tip—a magical combination. Pick it up and it’s already at work, stimulating 344 pressure points (or fewer, depending upon how stressed your hand is). Simply being in its presence eliminates pain, stress, fatigue, insomnia, halitosis and acne, while simultaneously promoting organ regeneration. Just stop and think about that for a second or two, because there are not a lot of products on the market that can even resuscitate organs, much less regenerate them. Squeeze the guardian angel and carry it around with you for a while. You’re preventing colds, arthritis, strokes and heart disease. Gives a whole new meaning to the term “hand job,” doesn’t it?
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