Humor Time

                                                I can see my house from up here!  Oh, wait, it's just a moose. As far as I know, Canada's greatest contribution to the world has been....well, I'm still trying to figure that one out.  They gave the world Mike Myers, the so-called comedic actor who's 2008 film Love Guru was about as watchable as an autopsy of a bloated corpse.  Come to think of it, other than maple syrup, I can't think of a blasted thing Canada has ever done for mankind.  But I...Read Full Story

After pouring myself a bowl of Lucky Charms the other day, I made a most disturbing discovery.  Staring into my bowl, I couldn't help but notice that the cereal bits are ambiguously shaped like Christian symbols.  If you don't believe me, pour a bowl for yourself.  Intermingled with the colorful marshmallow bits you'll find cereal pieces shaped like crosses , church bells , and... Jesus fish ! Yes, folks, it appears as though the Christians have devised a nefarious plot to spread their...Read Full Story

Recently I had the pleasure of attending a redneck wedding.  Now, I've always been a traditional kind of guy who believes that weddings should be held inside of a church, not in the middle of a cow pasture.  Nonetheless I attended the ceremony, in which everyone involved chose to wear camouflage.  Everything was going fine until I met the best man, who happened to be Asian.  It must have brought back some long-suppressed memories of my time in Vietnam, because I freaked out and chased him...Read Full Story

Jeff Foxworthy, of You Might Be A Redneck fame, relates a funny story about redneck humor. Upon arriving in New York City to further his career, he was told that he was funny – but he was repeatedly advised to drop the accent. The big audiences, they told him, wouldn’t like him with an accent. Not only did he turn them down, he turned out to be right. Foxworthy, accent and all, is one of the funniest redneck humorists out there – and is currently the most successful funny man in the country...Read Full Story

Elevator Magic  A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby.The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?" The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life . I don't know what it is!" While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment,an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and...Read Full Story