Humor and Satire

Humor and Satire

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Jhon was a Gardener in the house of a surgeon. Once Jhon was working in her employer's yard, suddenly a male dog pounced on her employer's Jhon unconscious. Seeing the accident, the doctor kill the dog immediately. Then check the current state Jhon fainting. Apparently Jhon testicles had been damaged by dog bites. Jhon immediately taken to the hospital. Once arrived at the hospital, surgeons, operating his employer immediately to save lives Jhon. After seven hours later and declared the operation completed successfully by surgeons that. Ten days later, Jhon has recovered and was discharged. After a few hours at home, Jhon back to ... Read Full Story
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It was already half past three nights in the middle of a great snowstorm, when the phone rang at the house doctor. "I ask you to come soon," said the voice call. "My wife was stricken with an illness and great pain." "Tonight I only slept two hours because my car broke down in the snow and I have to walk back as far as four kilometers," said the doctor. "But I will change clothes and try to help your wife. Only I have no means of transportation. You have to come here to pick me." "Are you crazy ?!!!" exclaimed the man who ... Read Full Story
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Great accidents in railway tunnels, all the survivors trapped in the middle of the tunnel, because the two sides of the tunnel is blocked by a burning train car. We were all panicking, a lot of passengers are screaming we could not get out, we are stuck, we will die and others. Suddenly there was the Old Man who shouted: "Calm down calm down we all would have come out, I guarantee." Then the atmosphere became calm. Then a passenger asked: "How do I get out? All exits blocked by burning cars." The old man calmly replied: "We must get out in the papers ... Read Full Story
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A mother asked her son who no longer wants to go to school: Mother: "Son, why you do not want to go to school?" Son: "Well I'm confused, I was given a math lesson that is always change." Mother: "Change, change how?" Son: "Yes, two days ago the teacher said six is three plus three, then yesterday, six is four plus two, uh... now he says the six are the five plus one, it confused me." Mother: "?????!!!" Read Full Story
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The End aka That's All Folks Dark-Truth's memory shall always be held in our hearts. I met Rafael on his first day of work. I heard him before I saw him. Yes, I heard his warm and generous heart. He had a kindness that he tried to hide from people, perhaps to avoid getting hurt; I'll never know for sure, now. Rafael was passionate about so many things, and he swept you right up in it too. He used to play video game MP3's in our office and say, “Can you feel it? Can’t you just feel it?” Then he’d play it over and ... Read Full Story
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