Humor and Satire

Listen up fellow job seekers--there's no need for you to apply or interview for the jobs I'm interested in cuz I've got the market cornered with full-on crazy and I'm selling it hardcore! If you're normal, you don't even stand a chance. My kind of crazy is DAZZLING! "Why lead with crazy?" you ask. Well, my dear inside-the-box-thinkers, there are several reasons. 1. Everywhere I've worked there have been tons of crazy people so I figure the odds are better that I'll get hired if I'm... Read Full Story

Let’s talk about spam. Like any website, Receivng Me? is attacked by spam commenting spiders and bots on a daily basis. Fortunately, we are a small enough site for maintenance to be possible without too much hassle; spam catching programs are installed, and we usually delete no more than ten comments a day. Spammers are smart enough to concentrate on the bigger sites, because a bigger site’s readership means potential big time exposure, so things really aren’t that bad here. However, as our... Read Full Story

Are pets living like humans in a parallel universe? You be the judge!  I think you see my point. Next stop, pet world domination. Schueller, Golden Retriever, pet of Toni Kretschmer Panda Baloo and The Easter Bunny, Bouvier desFlandres, pet of Melinda Blok Daisy Mae, English Mastiff, pet of Tom, Kim & Jewell Brandy Kofi,Cat, pet of Brooke Althaus Go click some smileys at Humor-Blogs before the pets find out! Read Full Story

Receiving Me? likes to exploit all the cultural trends that might put cash into the editors’ hands; in that spirit, Receiving Me? announces a new line of self-help books for anyone who wants to go conquer the wilds of their professional life: Nature’s Warriors. In each book in the series, the reader will learn to channel the spirit of the natural world, unleash their inner beast, and defeat even the most banal white collar tasks. The Receiving Me? method is total immersion: we’ll show you... Read Full Story

In remembrance of dead Chia pets, in celebration of Smurf glass collections, and in honor of pack rats everywhere, I'm showcasing a few of my immensely useless and totally pointless possessions. I'll be accepting your exorbitant bids on Ebay. New Hand Saw Is there anything that you've seen or read on this blog that would lead you to believe I'm a tool time girl? NO. That's right. So why do I need a hand saw? The answer: I don't. Dearest Dad was helping me install my air conditioners... Read Full Story