Yay, me! I am so excited that something I overheard at the zoo, that required no talent on my part other than transcription, made it onto one of my favorite sites, Overheard in New York . Mine's at the bottom but go ahead and enjoy all these shining examples of parenting in the Big Apple. Stop Fighting This Instant or We Will Turn These Wednesday One-Liners Around and Go Home! British tourist to misbehaving child: Do you want a smacked bottom now or the other thing when we get home... Read Full Story
In your work life you'll more than likely venture into retail - where working with customers is inevitable. Following are the five annoying customers you'll encounter every day while working in retail. Contributor: Millionaire Hoy Published: Dec 02, 2009 Read Full Story
It's Black Friday and guess who will not be stepping into a mall today? Me!
It's Black Friday and guess who will not be stepping into a mall today? Me!
That's right, us single, childless gals are rockin' a hangover from
a kick-ass post-Thanksgiving party (how was yours?) and will gladly
give this bizarre American middle class holiday to you. You can meet at
Wal-Mart at 4 in the morning. I am more than happy to let you have the
quesadilla maker at 20% off. My gift to you.
But for all... Read Full Story
From the pages of one of the most MEANINGFUL and WORTHWHILE Publications of ALL TIME, comes the definition of a phrase that transcends all pointless and redundant phrases to have come around since. . .” You SEE what I’m Saying?”
The Phrase: “Back in the Day” as defined by The Urban Dictionary.com -
Back in the Day:
Completely meaningless phrase which has gained inexplicable global popularity. It’s an incomplete thought: Back in what day? It’s a redundant way of saying “Once, I... Read Full Story
If you've been to the site in the past few weeks, then you've probably seen the clips of Derick Boydar getting ready for his big hoops comeback. This week, his brother Gordon hit me off with a new video of one of Derick's recent basketball demonstrations .
Let's just say that Derick is a little rusty on the offensive end but I'm sure it can be fixed with some more practice and hard work. He's always been known more for his tenacious defense anyway so I'm just going to hold judgement... Read Full Story
DUCKWORTH G | 3442458099 | 2004-08-27 | 320 pages | JPEG | 165.9 Mb Download here . The Zombie Survival Guide, published in 2003, is a tongue-in-cheek survival manual dealing with the potentiality of a zombie attack. Its author,Max Brooks, lays out detailed plans for the average citizen to survive zombie uprisings of varying intensity and reach. Read Full Story
Guns are for idiots . . . No, that isn't what I wanted to say. People that own guns are idiots . . . hmm. . . that's not quite right either. People that use guns are idiots . . . Nope. That doesn't really convey with enough vehemence the point that I am attempting to illustrate; in order that you can better understand my stance on the "Death-Delivering Doodads" that have rendered the world we live in "Intellectually-Neutered" . By GUNS , I do not only mean handguns, shotguns, rifles, pistols... Read Full Story
The End aka That's All Folks Dark-Truth's memory shall always be held in our hearts. I met Rafael on his first day of work. I heard him before I saw him. Yes, I heard his warm and generous heart. He had a kindness that he tried to hide from people, perhaps to avoid getting hurt; I'll never know for sure, now. Rafael was passionate about so many things, and he swept you right up in it too. He used to play video game MP3's in our office and say, “Can you feel it? Can’t you just feel it?” Then... Read Full Story
Andrews McMeel Publishing | 0836220854 | 2003-04-01 | 192 pages | PDF | 5.1 Mb Download here . . The Far Side goes even farther with this second collection of off-the-wall cartoons culled from the bestselling Larson books Bride of the Far Side, Valley of the Far Side, and It Came from the Far Side. Read Full Story
...well happy birthday to me really - seeing as it is MY birthday not Sink the Rock's birthday.
I love birthdays don't you? I think I prefer them when they are not mine though - I'm not being a misery > promise. In fact thinking about it my absolute favourite bit of birthdays is when your colleague knows that you absolutely fucking love it when all the people who sit near you in the office come and stand around your desk and make you eat some fucking cake so he goes and buys some cake and... Read Full Story
