Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito, Ali Starzyk, and Stelios Phili EDITORS That's right folks, from Ron Paul, to Joe the Plumber, to Aretha Franklin, it's been quite a journey. We laughed, we cried, we laughed at Hillary Clinton when she cried. But through it all, we here at PopSense stuck to one relentlessly unwavering oath-- to never actually give a shit about the issues, the candidates, or the political crap that our country has to offer. On the contrary, we made sexual advancements towards all the... Read Full Story
Alexandra M. Svokos STAFF WRITER There’s a whole group of people in my life who call me Gary. My town friends, Greeks, sisters, parents, cousins, grandparents… My priest recently found out and hasn’t gotten over it. “Gary, how are you today, Gary?” “Pretty good, Father Jim, thanks.” Nobody is entirely certain how it began and stuck for years. We generally try to pass it off as a joke based on Gary the snail in Spongebob and how slow I am – I take long showers! Hilarious! – but really it just... Read Full Story
- Stelios Phili and Jeff Luppino-Esposito extol \ik-STOHL\, transitive verb : 1. To praise highly; to glorify - While most gamers will give credit to N64 for producing the first 3-D gaming system, true experts of the field extol Atari's "Jaguar" which absolutely no one purchased. - It's easy to extol the Keebler Elf as the sole mastermind behind Nabisco's wildly popular cookie franchise; few, however, realize that he responsible for Smurf genocide and Muppet Baby racism. The Chronicles of... Read Full Story
- Stelios Phili, Jeff Luppino-Esposito, and Ali Starzyk venial \VEE-nee-uhl\, adjective : 1. Capable of being forgiven; not heinous; excusable; pardonable. - Every year the President of the United States pardons one turkey from facing the shotguns and forks of Americans everywhere, a questionable action for what some have called the 'vaguely venial crime' of being a turkey . - The least venial moment in breakfast history was when Captain Crunch admitted that his company was really just a... Read Full Story
- Stelios Phili and Jeff Luppino-Esposito espy \ih-SPY\, transitive verb : 1. To catch sight of; to perceive with the eyes; to discover, as a distant object partly concealed. - K-Fed could espy guaranteed success in his future when gladly accepting the managerial position at the local KFC... they'll be calling it K-FedC in no time. - I espy with my little eye . . . Stephen Hawking and his mini-me ! The Chronicles of Derrick and Becky Derrick, you're not fooling anyone, I could espy that... Read Full Story
Hey there readers! Just have to do this for legal purposes, thanks for understanding! For those looking for PopSense's official trademark declaration, please continue reading - PopSense™ has officially trademarked its name as of the date, November 7, 2008 after 11 months of existence as popsense.com and 6 months of consistent daily activity. PopSense™ is a trademark of the individual/sole proprietor Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito. This post is being created on Saturday December 27, 2008 at 10:37 AM... Read Full Story
- Stelios Phili and Jeff Luppino-Esposito wheedle \HWEE-d'l; WEE-d'l\, transitive verb : 1. To entice by soft words or flattery; to coax. - "Don't even think about it Brock," shouted Nurse Joy, "That wheedle outfit serves neither as a good pun nor as an effective means of getting into my pants" - With the majesty of song and dance, Tobey Macguire wheedles little children into his lair and makes delicious stew, though he adds far too much celery. The Chronicles of Derrick and Becky I swear to... Read Full Story
Rihanna and Cassie Naked Photos, Nude Pics, Young Turk: The Cultural Significance of Celebrity Nudity and Google Trends By Jeff Luppino-Esposito The last two days of the internet's life and every male can be summed up as follows: Day 1: Cassie Nude Pictures. NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! Are those nipple rings?! Wait, who the hell is Cassie? Who cares, this is sweet. Day 2: Rihanna Nude Pictures?! MORE Nipple Rings! You can't even see the bruises from Chris Brown! Who the hell is Young Turk? Who cares... Read Full Story
- Stelios Phili and Jeff Luppino-Esposito vicissitude \vih-SIS-ih-tood\, noun : 1. A change in condition or fortune; an instance of mutability in life or nature. - I'm sorry, Barbie, I know this vicissitude is a set back, but c'mon, did you really think Ken was straight ? - "On New Years this year, the American public will experience a wild vicissitude and suddenly respect Carson Daly," said that lying tarot card reading bitch, Miss Cleo. The Chronicles of Derrick and Becky Next year... Read Full Story
Stelios Phili EDITOR That's right folks, amidst the post-Thanksgiving madness, PopSense has declared "Pilgramism" a word. Such methods are an excellent means of solidifying one's badassity. As for MGMT, the two homesick hipsters celebrated their Thanksgiving with the French, and have (hopefully) begun a trend that will carry on to next years holiday. When Segways, tall hats, role-play, and massoos indians are involved, you can count me in anytime. Furthermore, this post reaffirms that I am... Read Full Story
