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Depp and Hoffman in next Batman + The PopSense Vernacular: Egress


- Stelios Phili and Jeff Luppino-Esposito

egress \EE-gress\, intransitive verb:
1. To go out; to depart; to leave.

- What's more frightening: Obama's plans to haphazardly egress from Iraq or the risk of McCain involuntarily egressing from a state of consciousness.

- The world was devastated by Jeff Probst's announcement that he would egress from his role as host of Survivor.

The Chronicles of Derrick and Becky
Derrick, I will immediately egress from this household if you keep doing that!
Oh shut it Becky! I promised new paint on the walls that would reflect the sunniness of our relationship, so damnit I'm givin' it to you!

Johnny Depp slated to play Riddler in next Batman and Philip Seymour Hoffman rumored to be Penguin

Are these choices too predictable whereas Ledger was a complete surprise? Are these actors good enough that it doesn't really matter? Does anyone else want to see Daniel Day-Lewis take Christian Bale's role as Batman, not for acting purposes, but because he would method-act it to the point of completely eradicating the threat of terrorism around the world?

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