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The PopSense Vernacular: Sapient


- Ali Starzyk and Jeff Luppino-Esposito

sapient \SAY-pee-uhnt\, adjective:
1. Wise; sage; discerning.

- The sapient prowlers of the streets are all quite aware that P. Diddy is really just frontin' and is merely a rich mofo, whereas I, on the other hand, am still Jenny from the block.

- If ever America is under attack from the forces of terrorists or large asteroids, fear not, for the sapient Bruce Willis' ever vigilant eye will have already spotted the problem and thwarted it... during a coffee break while filming Die Hard 7.

The Chronicles of Derrick and Becky
Oh please Derrick, since when did you become the sapient old wise man in this household?
Becky, be quiet you must!
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