Internet Humor

Tis An Art To Being Pissed Off. OK what can I say, it's Saturday and very little annoys me on that day but in general some things do annoy me so let's all go take a look. People that let their dog shit on my Driveway !!! Ok before I start let's get one thing clear I am a dog lover, for gods sake I even ended up marrying one, anyway that is a tale of woe for another day. There is this woman that continually used to walk her dog around the block but for some reason it always shit on my Driveway...Read Full Story

Since my daughter loves TV, you would think I would be used to these annoying shows by now, but I don't see how that is humanly possible, if anything, they just take away a portion of my sanity each time i watch them. I most likely have not watched every kids/toddlers show out there, but from what i have seen, here's the list 10. Dora the Explorer -Summary: small hispanic girl and her pal Boots (a monkey) have a mission. shes not that bad, I just hate when they figure out their mission and...Read Full Story

What if there was an alternative. A chance for change. No, this isn’t a Barack Obama speech, I’m talking about a change that will help us escape from the bureaucracy of myspace and facebook, an alternative that allows you to connect with over 98 million other users in the world to share comments, pictures, and all your favorite networking features. Hold the iphones, how can this be? It may not seem possible to eclipse by conquering the other half of the Americas and continuing to compete...Read Full Story

-Jeff Luppino-Esposito Let’s get the business out of the way first; Miguel had lots of pertinent information to add to my research. On a side note: Hilary Clinton increased her lead by squeezing past Obama in the Nevada caucus for the Democrats while Mitt Romney dominated among the Republicans. John McCain also showed some bipartisan energy by taking the open ballot in South Carolina. Now, back to what really matters; Will we ever be able to escape the evils of facebook, and can hi5 really...Read Full Story

OK, so here it is. I hate fat people. It's true. And the rest of you do to o . Sure, I know its the 00's or whatever it is we call this decade and everyone is freakin politically correct . Even the expression "politically correct" is politically correct. Why don't we describe it as it really is, Baby Boomers that were teased back in the day have finally risen to power and have put in place a fear campaign. Y ou can no longer make fun of other people's flaws. Yet we crave it. Popular shows...Read Full Story

One of the worst things about having my vasectomy, is the knowledge that I will no longer be able to spawn any more kids. On the other hand... One of the best things about having my vasectomy , is the knowledge that I will no longer be able to spawn any more kids. I love my kids. I do. But enough is enough with the two of them. In fact, if you're interested, they're free to a good home. Had my children been born at, say, the age of 4, then I'd gladly go forth in trying to create more. However...Read Full Story

When a person decides to buy a new stereo, that person needs to face the epic-ish question, do I want a two or four speaker stereo system? This question can often be hard to answer if you don’t know the facts or you’re just really dumb. First let’s talk a little bit about stereos. For those who don’t know, a stereo is a thing that takes something round and with a hole in the middle and forces music out of it through little boxes called speakers. Stereo used to mean a system with only two...Read Full Story

Black bin = general waste bin (plastic, etc.) Green bin = green waste recyling bin (vegetable peelings, etc.)   Green bin: ‘I am getting sick of this now. They’re always feeding you. I get hardly anything’ Black bin: ‘What can I say mate. They just can’t resist me’ Green bin: ‘But you hardly like vegetables’ Black bin: ‘Well. You know what my appetite is like. I’ll never say no to a bit more’ Green bin: ‘All I ever get is grass cuttings. I hate grass cuttings, and I don’t even...Read Full Story

People Are Weird……………….. I just thought seeing as I am a bit weird I would do a weird blog. So after having my sausage sandwich I went a wee sleep and dreamt my weirdest of dreams….Twas a really weird dream as well, involved this mad witch and my hedge, really really weird !! Anyway I have been studying people and the things that they do and the things that they say. In my work I am on the phone a lot and people do say the strangest things. Like this wee Geordie Lass that I phone and she says...Read Full Story

A friend of mine emailed me this and I had to post it here on my blog. It is friggin' hilarious! I have no idea of the original author, so if you do hit me up in the comments so I can give them credit. Anyway, this is a poem in the Dr. Seuss fashion but with a technical twist. Since it is floating around the internet anyway, feel free to pass this onto your friends. Enjoy: If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the...Read Full Story