Irreverent Opinion

Back in the Eighties, as a punk in New York City, this song by Ministry was my rallying cry. Here's a taste of the lyrics: well any time, any place, anywhere that i go all the people seem to stop and stare they say 'why are you dressed like it's halloween? you look so absurd, you look so obscene' o, why can't i live a life for me? why should i take the abuse that's served? why can't they see they're just like me it's the same, it's the same in the whole wide world well i let their teeny minds...Read Full Story

It's that time again, when I've got lots of filler but nothing truly post-worthy. So here it is, another serving of fixins! ***** I think Rudy Giuliani should buy a Porsche so he can say, "Hi, I'm Rudy and this is my 9-11." It would give him one more way to bring up his favorite topic. Addendum: Why hasn't anybody protested that Porsche change the name of that model out of respect for the victims? Someone should get on that right away. ***** T-shirt idea: Front: Don't hate me for drinking...Read Full Story

The movie Idiocracy will get a second chance with American audiences during its upcoming release as a documentary, say Hollywood insiders.Overlooked during its initial run as a comedy film, critics found the plot too farfetched, with a pro wrestler as president and a dumbed-down future in which Ow, My Balls! is the highest-rated TV show. Thanks to the behavior of our president and the pretenders to his throne, this scenario is more "near-fetched" (to borrow from George Carlin) than ever...Read Full Story

Say it ain't so! Philandering one-balled bicyclist Lance Armstrong and free love advocate Kate Hudson have called it quits! I, for one, am shocked and dismayed! Click here for up-to-the-minute details from US Weekly. Just kidding--I know you don't really care. This is just one more thing to distract us from the national deficit, Ted Stevens' indictment, Robert Novak's brain tumor, and the Republican wingnut running for president. (Is it just me, or does he look more like the gopher from...Read Full Story

I guess the folks at Global Media Outreach feel that even a poor sinner like K. Beelzebub who demands cake in exchange for prayer is worthy of salvation. They're going to give it a try. Perhaps I will inadvertently convert some of my fellow heathens by sharing part of this "devotional" entitled Day 2: BEGINNING THE JOURNEY . What can I expect on my journey? Years ago, when our family would set out on a long car trip, we would be only a few miles down the road when one of our then small...Read Full Story