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Jesse Jackson’s Remarks about Cutting Off Obama’s Nuts, May Be Good Thing

It’s the story of the day. Rev. Jesse Jackson on some down time during an interview, saying that the wants to “Cut his nuts off”, referring to Barack Obama’s speech discussing absentee fathers. Let’s roll the tape, shall we. Shame on you Rev. Jackson. Not for making the remarks, but , for all the T.V. time that you have under your belt, you should have known better that to say anything in a studio, with a mike on…especially a Fox News mike. About the remarks….I am not really... Read Full Story

(Everyday Is) Halloween

Back in the Eighties, as a punk in New York City, this song by Ministry was my rallying cry. Here's a taste of the lyrics: well any time, any place, anywhere that i go all the people seem to stop and stare they say 'why are you dressed like it's halloween? you look so absurd, you look so obscene' o, why can't i live a life for me? why should i take the abuse that's served? why can't they see they're just like me it's the same, it's the same in the whole wide world well i let their teeny minds... Read Full Story

Sandwich Fixins

It's that time again, when I've got lots of filler but nothing truly post-worthy. So here it is, another serving of fixins! ***** I think Rudy Giuliani should buy a Porsche so he can say, "Hi, I'm Rudy and this is my 9-11." It would give him one more way to bring up his favorite topic. Addendum: Why hasn't anybody protested that Porsche change the name of that model out of respect for the victims? Someone should get on that right away. ***** T-shirt idea: Front: Don't hate me for drinking... Read Full Story

I See Your Breast and Raise You a Penis: A Word Game

Today, the United States Preventive Services Task Force released its recommendation that women begin routine breast cancer screening at age 50, instead of 40. It has based this on the modest benefit of mammograms versus the harm of overtreatment. First, let me explain that the study's idea of... ( This is a content summary only. Please click on the title link to read the full story.) Read Full Story

Man Flies Lawn Chair From Oregon to Idaho with Balloons and a BB Gun

Technorati Profile Ken Couch , a 48 year old gas station owner from Bend, Oregon fulfilled a dream yesterday when he flew his lawn chair 235 miles crossing the Idaho state line. Ken powered the chair with more than 150 helium filled party balloons for lift, and a BB gun for decent. This is not the first flight for the Lawn Chair Pilot. His first attempt in 2006 ended with him parachuting from his chair, after he had popped one balloon too many. Last year his second attempt ended short... Read Full Story

Idiocracy Now Qualifies as a Documentary

The movie Idiocracy will get a second chance with American audiences during its upcoming release as a documentary, say Hollywood insiders.Overlooked during its initial run as a comedy film, critics found the plot too farfetched, with a pro wrestler as president and a dumbed-down future in which Ow, My Balls! is the highest-rated TV show. Thanks to the behavior of our president and the pretenders to his throne, this scenario is more "near-fetched" (to borrow from George Carlin) than ever... Read Full Story

The Canyon of Zeroes

At Magick Sandwich, we love a parade. We're not made of stone, after all. Once again, the Yankees are champions of baseball!!! So, let me take a moment to explain the title of this post. When I say zeroes, I am not referring to a lack of talent, simply to the excess of zeroes on these people's... ( This is a content summary only. Please click on the title link to read the full story.) Read Full Story

Lance and Kate Split: The Horror, The Horror

Say it ain't so! Philandering one-balled bicyclist Lance Armstrong and free love advocate Kate Hudson have called it quits! I, for one, am shocked and dismayed! Click here for up-to-the-minute details from US Weekly. Just kidding--I know you don't really care. This is just one more thing to distract us from the national deficit, Ted Stevens' indictment, Robert Novak's brain tumor, and the Republican wingnut running for president. (Is it just me, or does he look more like the gopher from... Read Full Story

Salvation Followup: O God, I'm Coming!

I guess the folks at Global Media Outreach feel that even a poor sinner like K. Beelzebub who demands cake in exchange for prayer is worthy of salvation. They're going to give it a try. Perhaps I will inadvertently convert some of my fellow heathens by sharing part of this "devotional" entitled Day 2: BEGINNING THE JOURNEY . What can I expect on my journey? Years ago, when our family would set out on a long car trip, we would be only a few miles down the road when one of our then small... Read Full Story

Oh, My God?

Before I get started, check out this sweet colorful street art from Apex in San Francisco, provided by the ever-reliable Fatcap at Fatcap.com: I'm slow getting around to this today. Scutabaga, my laptop by Acer, with Windows Vista, has completely stopped working. I have owned it for four months and have returned it to the company for repairs twice. I have been informed in messages on the computer over the past couple days that there is a software and a hardware problem. On to today's real... Read Full Story
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