Woman Happily Married to Berlin Wall

Different people find certain things attractive. Some people find eyes sexy, maybe a person's smile and yet others like a well toned physique. For 54-year-old Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, it's long, slim objects, with horizontal lines that turn her on.

Before your mind falls too far into the gutter, Berliner-Mauer has a condition called Objectum-Sexuality, she's attracted to large inanimate objects. Which is why, for the past 29 years, she's been happily married to the Berlin Wall. In fact, her last name literally means Berlin Wall in German.

Berliner-Mauer told the UK's Telegraph that she fell in love with the historical structure when she saw it on television at the age of seven. From that point on, she collected pictures, saved up for visits, and eventually in 1979, married the structure.

She also told the Telegraph that she remains a virgin, with humans, but has a very loving relationship with the wall. So, remember, the next time you pay a visit to the Berlin Wall, don't touch it. Who knows what Berliner-Mauer has been doing with it?

Still, Berliner-Mauer says she hasn't visited the wall in years, and was horrified when the majority of it was torn down in 1989. But, she says she's still attracted to it, despite its current deformities.

"The Great Wall of China's attractive, but he's too thick," she says. "My husband is sexier."

But, the Berlin Wall might want to keep his wife in check. It seems her eyes may have wandered. Berliner-Mauer says her affections have recently shifted, to a nearby garden fence.

My sympathies to the owners of the garden fence.

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