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The Eiffel Tower is No Longer Single


Hopefully the Eiffel tower enjoyed his many single years because his days of being a bachelor are over. Erika La Tour Eiffel, a 37-year-old woman from San Francisco, California recently pledged to love, honor and cherish the tower from this day forward.

Yes, she married the Eiffel tower. The former soldier recited her vows to the monument in front of close friends, and has obviously changed her legal name to reflect the union.

La Tour Eiffel is one of five people featured in a documentary on women who are Objectum-Sexual, attracted to inanimate objects.

Apparently the new Mrs. Eiffel Tower has always found seemingly normal objects incredibly sexy. Her first love was Lance, a bow that helped her on her journey to become a world-class archer. She is attracted to the Berlin Wall, although she should keep her distance, because he's already taken . She also has a thing for a piece of fence she keeps in her room.

Hopefully the new couple has a long and happy life together. Although, La Tour Eiffel should keep an eye on her new husband, apparently thousands of women a year visit the tower, but you didn't hear that from me.

Image Source Telegraph UK
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