Jason Varitek

Here you come again, just when I’m about to make it work without you. You waltz right in the door. Just like you done before. And wrap my heart ’round your little finger. -Dolly Parton Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! What’s crack-a-lacking sports fans? How about that? How ’bout them juggernaut Boston Red Sox ? Them sluggernaut Boston Red Sox. Them punch you in the muggernaut Boston Red Sox. Jason Varitek will punch you in the mug. Punched A-Broad in the mug oh so many years ago to get this whole party started right. Got this party started quickly. Punched the Tampa ... Read Full Story

The Boston Red Sox are in discussions with the NHL to hold the next Winter Classic at Fenway Park. A baseball official, speaking on the condition of anonymity because no deal had been reached, confirmed that Fenway is a site being considered for the next New Year's Day game. In previous years, the outdoor game has been played at Ralph Wilson Stadium, the home of the Buffalo Bills, and the Chicago Cubs' Wrigley Field. Red Sox spokeswoman Pam Ganley referred questions to the NHL. "We've had conversations about the Winter Classic, but no final decisions have been made," league spokeswoman Bernadette Mansur said. Red ... Read Full Story

While reiterating his statements from a day earlier that negotiations have not started in any formal nature between the Boston Red Sox and free-agent catcher Jason Varitek, agent Scott Boras wanted to make something else clear with regard to his client. "Jason Varitek intends on being a full-time player for many years to come," Boras said. "He's in great shape. His defense, his game-calling skills, his leadership skills are extraordinary and at the highest level. There's no catcher that has a higher win-loss percentage starting a game than Jason Varitek. Any reports of anyone saying otherwise are inaccurate." By "otherwise," Boras was referring to ... Read Full Story

Sunday, February 1st, 2009 | Boston Red Sox , MLB , Sports Two late MLB deals to report: The Boston Red Sox and free agent catcher Jason Varitek agreed on a 2-year deal on Friday. Varitek will earn $5 million during the 2009 MLB season. The Red Sox have a club option for the 2010 MLB season which would pay Tek $5 million if exercised. Tek has a player option for the 2010 MLB season which would pay him $3 million if exercised. The 2010 year also has incentives built in which could increase the payout by an additional $2 million. The New York ... Read Full Story

Red Sox Catcher Jason Varitek looks like a beefed-up Slade Smiley (from Real Housewives of Orange County). It’s not opinion. It’s SCIENCE. I’ll prove it. Here is Jason Varitek: Example A: Jason Varitek Here is Slade Smiley (BTW he’s kind of a fag): Example B: Slade Smiley These pictures aren’t the best examples. They really have similar bone structures in the face. The only difference is that Varitek’s face is much thicker. I think that’s because Slade probably purges. But, just to prove my case. Imagine Jason Varitek purged too. Would he look like THIS: Slade Varitek View Poll        Read Full Story