"Handle my liquor I cannot..."
First off, what is Yoda doing in Germany, instead of his home planet of Dagobah? And secondly, for someone who’s reportedly so wise, why is he drinking and driving and running into pedestrians?
Wait—what are the chances that this isn’t the real Yoda, but some inebriated 42-year-old German guy in a costume? Yeah, going to have to go with the latter on this one.
After a pedestrian in Germany was struck by a vehicle that fled the scene, cops were able to...
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