Jessica Simpson
Jessica Ann Simpson (born July 10, 1980) is an American singer, actress, and television personality. Simpson was born in Abilene, Texas. She was signed to Columbia Records while still in high school, after record executive Tommy Mottola... [more]
Jessica Ann Simpson (born July 10, 1980) is an American singer, actress, and television personality. Simpson was born in Abilene, Texas. She was signed to Columbia Records while still in high school, after record executive Tommy Mottola heard her sing. In 2002, Simpson married Nick Lachey, and filming of their reality TV show commenced. The last season aired in 2004, and the couple divorced in 2006.
Jessica Simpson turns to God, Twitter & alcohol in troubled times
The tabloids this week are full of stories about Jessica Simpson being pathetic. I’m kind of over that story line, but I aim to please. What’s interesting is that both the National Enquirer and In Touch Weekly basically are reporting the same kind of thing – that Jessica is depressed, morose, and falling into a deep well of self-pity. In Touch’s story revolves around Jessica’s alleged lingering feelings for (or about) Tony Romo, who is now dating Texas beauty queen Candice Crawford. IT claims Romo and Crawford are now living together, and that “It opened up an old wound for Jessica.” Because Tony never really invited Jessica to move in with him, I think. Whatever.
The Enquirer’s story is slightly less pathetic. It’s all about Jessica feeling like a “failure” because she thought she would already be married and popping out babies by this time. So she’s turning to God for help. God and Twitter. And liquor. Here you go:
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