Jillian Grace. The rest is shocking.

This fraccers, is Jillian Grace. She’s lovely, isn’t she?

Jillian’s a Playboy Playmate! (Miss March 2005)

Are you surprised?

Okay.

I didn’t really think you’d be.

It’s not that surprising these days. Everyone seems to be taking their clothes off.

Jillian had a baby. (August 26, 2008 in Missouri)

Are you surprised yet?

Okay. Again, I can see why.

Though most playmates have other things on their minds than becoming a mommy, sometimes it happens anyway.

I’ll try harder.

This is David Spade.

He is the father of Jillian’s baby.

No… I have not been drinking.

It’s true.

No, really. It’s true.

Go see for yourself if you don’t believe me.

See… now you want to drink too!

And I bet you’re surprised.