Joey Porter has a natural hate for the New England Patriots.

Here’s Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter explaining why he dislikes the Patriots so much, including how he feels Tom Brady influences the calls made by referees.

I love how a middle aged man in 2009 still refers to himself in the third person. Well, unless he has an imaginary friend named ‘Peezy’, and who doesn’t really.

Shouldn’t Porter realize that this is the time in his career he should be seriously sucking up to the Patriots organization? What other NFL team has a track record of signing formerly dominant defenders who are past their primes? Of course, Joey Porter has never been saddled with an overabundance of common sense.