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IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK...they are called managers.
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Failed in Every Subject Santa: I Failed in Every Subject Except For Algebra. Banta: How did you Keep from Failing That? Santa: No! I didn't take Algebra. :-) Current Rating Rating: 0.0 / 5 Votes: 0 Viewed: 9 Please Rate This SMS 1 2 3 4 5 Posted in: Santa Banta Jokes By: amna On: 11/6/2009 Read Full Story
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Wife Died Yesterday Santa: My Wife Died Yesterday. I'm trying to Cry But Tears are Not Come out. What to do? Banta: No Problem. Just Imagine She Came Back. :-) Current Rating Rating: 0.0 / 5 Votes: 0 Viewed: 11 Please Rate This SMS 1 2 3 4 5 Posted in: Santa Banta Jokes By: Dapper On: 10/28/2009 Read Full Story
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Sardar: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he... [[ This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it makes the page you are viewing an infringement of the copyright. This is a content summary only. Visit my website http://www.love104.org for full Shayaris n SMS ]] Read Full Story
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Author: nyPass Subject: Banta Singh attended an Interview Posted: 03-Nov-2009 at 5:37pm Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? . . . . . . . To avoid the side effects! Read Full Story
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Author: nyPass Subject: Latest Jokes OF Santa Banta Posted: 03-Nov-2009 at 6:11pm In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... Read Full Story
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Author: smspot Subject: Banta Singh of Punjab Posted: 22-Oct-2009 at 8:15pm Law Of Reverse Dynamics: . When A Man Becomes Rich He Becomes Naughty & When A Woman Becomes Naughty. She Becomes Rich... Read Full Story
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Author: Bing Subject: Santa and Banta bought two Horses Posted: 24-Aug-2009 at 8:34pm Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat Interviewer : I say you get out! Banta Singh : You didn’t say ... Read Full Story
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I mix RUM with WATER I feel drunk,
I mix GIN with WATER I feel drunk,
I mix WHISKEY with WATER then also feel drunk,
I swear aaj ke baad I'll never drink WATER.
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