Jokes

Japanese Are Totally Crazy People. They are crazy but they are also hilarious and when I saw this human tetris video I thought it was the most hilarious video I have seen to date. The thing is also that it's not water they are falling into, it's urine, ewwwwww or what. Anyways take a look at the crazy people in the hilarious video below. I often watch some hilarious adverts on television and wonder who on earth thinks them up but who sat down and thought of playing Human Tetris, totally... Read Full Story

Even Male Animals Are Dumb When It Comes To Women. I got this emailed by a friend, yes I do have a friend although only the one and I met her in a sleazy internet chatroom but she still counts as a friend ok. Anyways she sent me this series of 4 photos that proves the male species in the Moose are like any man on earth and would chat up anything. Hmm well I haven't had a concrete relationship yet but I have been out with some hard cases, anyways take a look and have a laugh at the hilarious... Read Full Story

Hilarious Daft Inventions That I love. Below we have that computer seat that means if you are busy typing a Blog or chatting to a friend you don't even have to get up for a pee, handy or what ! Or do you and your partner fight about who is sleeping on whos half of the bed. Well fear not because with this new magic bed you will know who is sleeping in whos half. Or if you have big boobs and you are worried about them not being able to get the lid down on yer coffin then fear not we have a... Read Full Story

I Love A Good Dummy, After All I Am Married ! Sometimes in life you need something or somebody to cheer you up. You know when you are skint or your girlfriend or boyfriend has dumped you. Or you are just having a bout of depression and you just want somebody to put that smile back on yer face. Well unless yer like that old woman who lives next door to me, jeeez if she smiled her sodding face wud crack. Peeps ya really gotta remember that it's you living inside that body so bloody well try... Read Full Story

Britains Got Talent, or has IT ?? I tell you what, I am really getting to love this show on a Saturday night and without fail it makes me laugh, jeeeez it even makes my wife laugh and that's saying something. Here are 3 students that decide to try the art of Hoop La, twas funny for sure. Personally I thought they were crap but that's because I was the all Ireland Champion at Hoop La, jeeeez how my wee belly used to twist and turn Read Full Story

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly . If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you . If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6 . If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call . If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother... Read Full Story

Laugh Yourself To Good Health. If there's one thing I have to admit about my old Gran is that she was always right about this: Laughter Is The Best Medicine. If you can't laugh about yourself and the things that happen to you - you're headed for a heart attack or some other malady, it's the way the body works. Laughter lightens the moment and strips away the seriousness that many of us approach life with; it releases the pain and chases away your personal rainstorms leaving a bright sunshiny... Read Full Story