IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

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Knock KnockWho's there? Dewey! Dewey who?Dewey have to keep saying all these jokes!Knock, knock.Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold enough out here to go ice skating.Knock Knock Who's there? Cherry! Cherry who? Cherry oh, see you later!Knock Knock Who's there? Bach! Bach who? Bach of sweets!Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iowa. Iowa who? Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car!Knock Knock! Who's there?  Myth. Myth who?  Myth you, too!Knock Knock Who's there? Cassie!Cassie who? Cassie the...Read Full Story

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A complete Pakistani show Aisa Bhi Hota Hai See online video is available and complete episodes of this talk show available only on Pakronak.com. You can watch and download the latest episode of Aisa Bhi Hota Hai See 30- 4.2013, Full episode on Samaa News .You can watch and download Samaa News – 30th April [...]Read Full Story

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Why did the king go to the dentist?To get his teeth crowned!"Tell me" said the tourist to the local yokel. "Will this path take me to the main road?""No sir!", replied the man. "You'll have to go by yourself!" Why are you covered in bruises?I started to walk through a revolving door and I changed my mind!How do you prevent a Summer cold?Catch it in the Winter!What is the best day of the week to sleep?Snooze-day!How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?A phew!What do cannibals...Read Full Story
I mix RUM with WATER I feel drunk,
I mix GIN with WATER I feel drunk,
I mix WHISKEY with WATER then also feel drunk,
I swear aaj ke baad I'll never drink WATER.
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