Stop Barking Dog in Backyard
Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard? . . . Banta: That's Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)
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Posted in: Santa Banta Jokes By: Funtoosh On: 12/3/2009 Read Full Story
Author: cellphonedosti Subject: Latest Jokes OF Santa Banta Posted: 07-Dec-2009 at 9:05am Why did Santa took lader to school?
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answer - because he wanted to go high school Read Full Story
Author: iBuddy Subject: Santa Banta SMS and Jokes Posted: 03-Dec-2009 at 12:19pm Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard?
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Banta: That's Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-) Read Full Story
Failed in Every Subject
Santa: I Failed in Every Subject Except For Algebra. Banta: How did you Keep from Failing That? Santa: No! I didn't take Algebra. :-)
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Posted in: Santa Banta Jokes By: amna On: 11/6/2009 Read Full Story
Wife Died Yesterday
Santa: My Wife Died Yesterday. I'm trying to Cry But Tears are Not Come out. What to do? Banta: No Problem. Just Imagine She Came Back. :-)
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Posted in: Santa Banta Jokes By: Dapper On: 10/28/2009 Read Full Story
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he...
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Author: nyPass Subject: Banta Singh attended an Interview Posted: 03-Nov-2009 at 5:37pm Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? . . . . . . . To avoid the side effects! Read Full Story
Author: nyPass Subject: Latest Jokes OF Santa Banta Posted: 03-Nov-2009 at 6:11pm In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... Read Full Story
Author: Bing Subject: Santa and Banta bought two Horses Posted: 24-Aug-2009 at 8:34pm Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
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Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards !
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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.
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How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
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