Life Is Just Hilarious

Life Is Just a Big Hilarious Joke.

I dunno about you lot but I just find so many funny things in life. Take yesterday, I was sitting in a side street waiting to get out but not one bugger would let me out, jeeez what ever happened to manners, tis a thing of the past methinks. Anyways after about 40 cars I eventually get out and you can guess what happened next. Yup, the damn tosser in front of me then proceeded to let every damn car out, I must smell or something.
But it's hilarious what people say on the phone without thinking. My fav is when I am chasing money on the phone and a girl with a sexy voice needs to load her computer to get the details. But on the phone she says in her sexiest voice "Can you wait a minute until I get it up for you", oh yeah baby I can wait an hour until you get it up for me.
Or you ever notice when yer feeling great and some dipstick says " You look really pale today, are you ok". Then you start to think if you are feeing sick and after 7 looks in the mirror you are actually starting to feel sick, I actually do that one to people now, you should try it, tis fun.
Or in work when you answer the phone and the person asks "Are you open today", jeeeez like c'mon you tosser, are ya thick or what. I once replied no we are closed today and the idiot actually replied "Ok thank you, I will ring back tomorrow when you are open". I mean is it just me or are people getting thicker. I despair, I really do.
Or the girl in work who gets in a panic when the computer system goes down and we all have to log off. She comes rushing into my office all flustered shouting "Are you in the computer, are you in the computer". Hmmmm ok I am only 5ft 8inches but even at that size it's gonna be a tight fit for me to actually get into the computer, jeeeez I really hate bad grammar, education deff is a good thing and it's bloody free so don't be sleeping in yer English class, bloody well listen.
Anyways I just wanted a rant today as I was late into work because of some old guy aged about 107 crawling along the road at about 19 mph. Sometimes I actually think these slow gits are worse than the boyracers and I am starting a campaign to get old farts fined for "slowing" just the way you are fined for speeding. Anyways I am off for my tea and a chocolate bar, enjoy yer weekend you peeps and please bookmark me so you will return.