Jokes

santa : Why Did The Man Put His Radio In His Refrigerator? banta : I Give Up. santa : Stupid, Because He Wanted To Hear Cool Music ********* jasmeet : "your Honor, I Want To Divorce My Husband Santa." judge : "but Why ?" jasmeet : "because He Is Not Faithful To Me." judge : "how Do You Know...  

What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi _________________________ Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam. _________________________ Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die...  

Not likely. On the golf course Monday, a woman waiting at the 18th green reminded Obama of his disastrous bowling during the presidential campaign.  

Rodney Annis jokes that he's a bit of a redneck. He lives in Nictaux, N.S., a community so small that it isn't even listed in the census by Statistics Canada.  

President-elect Barack Obama thought he'd put the bowling jokes behind him. Not likely.  

Top this for a speeding ticket Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar.  

I think it is a black eye for the county that the drama coach at the new High School has canceled the play, "Arsenic and Old Lace." I never thought it was a very good choice of plays, because the jokes in it ...  

Kenneth F. Britt jokes that his de facto title for years was 'openly gay executive director of Alston & Bird' Meredith Hobbs Fulton County Daily Report December 11, 2008 Kenneth F. Britt, the executive director ...  

Nellie works at a department store where every night at closing time one of the customer-service representatives reminds shoppers over the public-address system to finish their shopping.  

A federal judge in California says he has stopped sending tasteless jokes to a wide range of people in an e-mail group he called the Easy Rider Gag List.  

Following on from last years successful advent calender, overseas property portal property-abroad.com have injected a little humour in to the market and released this years popular calendar full of games, jokes ...  

Sure, comedian Brian Regan steers clear of cuss words and sex jokes in his stand-up act.  

Remember the good ol' days when we told jokes about not being able to swing a dead cat without banging it into yet another Starbucks franchise? Everything was going the company's way: people were lining up for ...  

Valentine is here I just bought tickets to see Britney Spears I was supposed to go with my honey But he just got another bunny So I'm here alone on Valentine's Day Hope it won't be this way in May Everyone got ...  

There are a lot of jokes about shooting small deer, not that there's anything wrong with shooting a small deer.