Jonathan Lee Riches (c)

Boy, it’s a good thing you came to the site today, because I’ve got a very important update on Michael Vick. Remember when O.J. was found “not guilty” in criminal court, but then got sued in civil court, and was found “responsible” for the murder? Yes, I know that didn’t make any sense, but it was the only way to achieve true justice, which was apparently O.J. not going to jail, but his Heisman trophy getting smashed by the dad of the guy he killed. Errrm… didn’t kill. Yes. Also, Pete Rose...Read Full Story

O.J. Simpson Speaks Out For Michael Vick MICHAEL VICK TO PLEAD GUILTY ON AUG. 27: Falcons QB accepts deal; possible prison term looms. O.J. Simpson urges the quarterback to plead INNOCENCE! Things are just getting worse for Michael Vick. After being suspended indefinitely by the N.F.L. the endorsement from O.J. seems to be a kiss of death. O.J. who has given up all pretenses of finding the "real killers", has recently hit his own trouble while trying to get his book "If I did it...Read Full Story

Florida's attorney general is suing a company that makes a dog toy that looks like Michael Vick and is named after the suspended NFL star. The lawsuit filed Thursday claims Showbiz Promotions said it would give proceeds from the sale of the dog chew toy to animal shelters, but never made any donations. The lawsuit claims the Jacksonville-based company also sold a doll named for slain toddler Caylee Anthony and promised to give proceeds to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children...Read Full Story

Jonny Lee Riches likes to get his sue on.  He sued Mike Vick for $63 billion for something having to do with stealing his dogs and selling them to Iran for nukes.  This was after he sued the Jewish Mossad, the CIA and Larry King Live  for trying to hijack his torso, three toes, and his constitutional rights and ship them to a secret headquarters in Concord, New Hampshire.  But that was before he may or may not have sued the US Govt for a cool 3 Quadrillion for not having shored up the levees...Read Full Story

Federal inmate Jonathan Lee Riches has sued Stevie Wonder. He’s sued George W. Bush. He’s sued Michael Vick and Martha Stewart. He’s sued the philosopher Plato and the ex-planet Pluto. Riches has filed more than 3,800 lawsuits while in jail—many of them against people or entities that can’t…Read Full Story