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Florida's attorney general is suing a company that makes a dog toy that looks like Michael Vick and is named after the suspended NFL star. The lawsuit filed Thursday claims Showbiz Promotions said it would give proceeds from the sale of the dog chew toy to animal shelters, but never made any donations. The lawsuit claims the Jacksonville-based company also sold a doll named for slain toddler Caylee Anthony and promised to give proceeds to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children. The lawsuit says only $10 has been donated. A phone number could not be found for the company or its owner, ... Read Full Story

Boy, it’s a good thing you came to the site today, because I’ve got a very important update on Michael Vick. Remember when O.J. was found “not guilty” in criminal court, but then got sued in civil court, and was found “responsible” for the murder? Yes, I know that didn’t make any sense, but it was the only way to achieve true justice, which was apparently O.J. not going to jail, but his Heisman trophy getting smashed by the dad of the guy he killed. Errrm… didn’t kill. Yes. Also, Pete Rose never actually bet against his own team, because it would be “wrong”. ... Read Full Story

O.J. Simpson Speaks Out For Michael Vick MICHAEL VICK TO PLEAD GUILTY ON AUG. 27: Falcons QB accepts deal; possible prison term looms. O.J. Simpson urges the quarterback to plead INNOCENCE! Things are just getting worse for Michael Vick. After being suspended indefinitely by the N.F.L. the endorsement from O.J. seems to be a kiss of death. O.J. who has given up all pretenses of finding the "real killers", has recently hit his own trouble while trying to get his book "If I did it" published. Lawyers of the Goldman's have seized the book and will sell it mostly over the internet. "If you ... Read Full Story

Jonny Lee Riches likes to get his sue on. He sued Mike Vick for $63 billion for something having to do with stealing his dogs and selling them to Iran for nukes. This was after he sued the Jewish Mossad, the CIA and Larry King Live for trying to hijack his torso, three toes, and his constitutional rights and ship them to a secret headquarters in Concord, New Hampshire. But that was before he may or may not have sued the US Govt for a cool 3 Quadrillion for not having shored up the levees in Nawlins. Now your boy JLR appears to have ... Read Full Story

The maker of the Michael Vick chew toy for dogs — or one of them, anyway — has been sued by the state attorney general’s office, which alleges the company claimed animal charities would benefit from the toy’s sale, but never donated a cent. Attorney General Bill McCollum filed a lawsuit alleging toy seller Jaime Salcedo [...] Read Full Story