Regis Philbin Sings?!

Message from the mobile world... Helping my wife at her Girl Scout meeting, they are starting the holiday crafts and such. One of the young ladies brought some music to get everyone in the proper mood. One problem. Her mother handed her "the Regis Philbin christmas album" © 2005 Hollywood Records.
I have truly lived a good life for 42 years. I have now heard something so awful that I have little to compare it with...he really can't sing. He bends every sustained note flat. He has a tonal range from A to B. This albun also features the stylings of Donald Trump (!) with our hero on "Rudolph." AAAAAHHHGGG!
Things turn a little better when the more talented singer in the Philbin household joins her husband for two duets, "Baby It's Cold Outside" and "Winter Wonderland." Joy Philbin can sing.
I can't say that I'm scarred for life after hearing this 'music,' but I'll not soon forget it and laugh.