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New Thought on Diet & Exercise - The Stripper Pole.

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Heck yes I want this!

Yes, yes it is true. I'm thinking of paying the $$ to get a official gold-gilded stripper pole installed right in the bedroom for so many reasons. First, you haven't seen a woman dance erotically and as sensually as you'll see her partnering up with a pole - think about it, she can hold onto it with at least one hand to steady herself when she's really serious about - well, going down and slowly rising over and over again to build up those hard to reach muscles on the back of her thighs. I'm not sure I'd want to add a rope to pull bringing down the purple gelly, but you know, if I tile the floor a little later on, that wouldn't be out of the question. LOL

It's not a bad idea when you think about the fact that ballerinas have used barres for years to gain the necessary stretch exercises needed for elongating the thigh muscles...but the barre being horizontal, takes up so much more room. The pole, not so much.

Have you ever seen a fat stripper? Don't answer that - I don't want that image lingering in my mind. I'm sort of going there now, and thinking big hair, smoky room, flannel shirts with the sleeves cut off. I'm seeing the pudge, oh my God, I do, is see it rolling around while she's grabbing the pole with both hands not to fall on her face. I told you NOT to go there! Oh, but the music is nice in that place. Do you hear it? Dwight Yoakum! No one, and I mean this, no one makes better stripper pole music than that skinny man.

So, stripper pole it is, dim the room, crank Dwight - wouldn't that be fun? You know what, dieting and exercise - - not a bad thing. Not a bad thing.

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