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#1
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
#2
“Me fail English? That’s unpossible.” - Ralph Wiggum
#3
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
#4
“Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!” - Troy McClure
#5
“Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.” “Okay Mr. Burns, what’s your first name.” “I don’t know.”
#6
Aren’t we forgeting...
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