Black Friday Blowout Sale At Arrowhead Pride!

Economy got you down?  Working more for less money?  Then Arrowhead Pride is your shopping destination!  Let's take a look at the sales we're offering this year.

Damion McIntosh

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Some call him Sackintosh and for good reason!  This 6'4" 325 lb. monster will consistently get pushed back on the line, continue to consume a disproportionate amount of the payroll and overall be a nuisance to your sports teams fans.  Register with us and McIntosh can be yours for the low, low price of a beef on bun with fries (with fries?!) from Gates Barbecue.

Devard Darling

Curiously, there are very few pictures of Darling in a Chiefs uniform.

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And here you thought this entire time you would have to pay a fortune for 29 receptions in 5 years.  Well, how about this - We'll give you Devard Darling for the cheap, cheap price of a case of Boulevard beer.  Wheat please!

Damon Huard AND Brodie Croyle

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Lacking veteran leadership?  Looking for a young gun?  Then look no further as we're offering up veteran Damon Huard AND (and?!) young gun Brodie Croyle.  These two won't stay healthy!  They'll turn the ball over!  They won't get out of the pocket!  So, what's the price, you ask?  A Candy Bar Crunch ice cream from Foo's Fabulous Frozen Custard! 

Ahh, the insanity of these deals!  Any other "steals" out there on the Chiefs roster?