Kim Kardashian Reveals Her Big Ass Secret

Well, I was trying so hard to read whatever Kim Kardashian is yapping about the cellulite removal treatment on her site, but I got so bored by the nonsense that I fall asleep half way through the darn thing. So, if you interested here it is. You don’t have to believe it, just read it if you are interested:

“With all of this cellulite talk you guys must think I’ve got it bad! For the record, it’s really not that bad at all! Just a little junk in the trunk! Here is how it all got started…

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In order to make this the hottest shoot ever, I had to get in shape! I worked out like crazy. It felt good… but then, my sisters and I went to the American Laser Center for our usual laser hair removal (I recommend this to everyone as well!) and the nurse informed us of a cellulite treatment called VelaShape.

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Three months ago my sisters and I visited the American Laser Center and did a VelaShape treatment, and we filmed the entire process!

Of course, now that the episode is about to air, the American Laser Center released a press statement saying we went there for the treatment, and now everyone is assuming I am secretly hurt by Paris’ comments about me having cellulite and I am now rushing to try to do anything I can to get rid of it!

Well of course that is not the case! This treatment was done months before her joking around and I wouldn’t have filmed the process if this was something I was insecure or embarrassed about!

I work out extremely hard and am happy with my shape… cellulite, not so much!

LOL… What girl doesn’t have a little bit of cellulite. And who wants it, anyway!”

…still awake?

Well, if you got to this point I guess she captured your attention, or you just skipped the whole thing like I did.

Here are some hot pictures with the girl of your dreams…or maybe not…