Man Charged For Keeping Woman On Toilet

In toilet-related news:

A man whose girlfriend spent nearly two years sitting on a loo has been charged with mistreatment of a dependent adult. Kory McFarren, 37, from Kansas in the US, was charged on Monday in Ness County District Court.

It's tricky for a man to fully grasp the hideousness of this crime, because we all think, "Imagine how much reading she must've got done."

For a man, the toilet is the best room in the house. It's got running water, it gives you time to red the paper, and most of all it's the only room with a lock on it.

McFarren called the Ness County Sheriff’s Office in late February to say something was wrong with his girlfriend. When authorities arrived at the home, they found Pam Babcock, 35, stuck to the toilet, which they think she had sat on for about a month.

Dude, FIBRE!

McFarren told authorities that Babcock feared leaving the bathroom and may not have left it in two years, although said he was unsure how long she was in there.

Man, he must've been bursting.

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