Lady Who Couldn’t Board Plane For Short Skirt? Now Nude.

“I was humiliated. I was embarrassed. They all heard him lecturing me,” she said.

She asked for a blanket, covered her legs, and cried quietly all the way to Tucson. When she got off the plane, she called her mother.

“She was just devastated,” Michele told Lauer. “She said, ‘Mom, I can’t believe what just happened to me.’ She was. She said ‘I didn’t want to make a scene. I didn’t want to draw attention. I just sat there crying.’ ”

Even her mother came to her defense:

It was a lot more clothing than the 23-year-old college student wears on her job as a Hooters waitress. Her mother, Michele Ebbert, said she would have told her daughter if the outfit was inappropriate.

“But her outfit is fine, Michele Ebbert told TODAY co-host Matt Lauer. “She looks like every other college girl in San Diego.”

This was 2 months ago; so Momma must be real proud to have her daughter showing her plastic boobs to anyone interested. See, Kyla Ebbert is now nude in Playboy Magazine and everyone can see how her chest was purchased with blowjobs has inflated grown since some people last met her…

As you can see above she is such an innocent girl. Of course, the punchline is that Playboy actually has discovered a unique sense of irony as noted by the title of her pictorial:

Kinda sums it up, doesn’t it?

By the way, the good pics are after the jump, see you there.