Lark Voorhies

Yesterday, three young, unsuspecting dumbasses ventured out on the smoker's holiday for a different kind of green -- an Earth Day Celebration. Lured by the phantom promise of THE ROOTS?!!! * and friends ( Talib Kweli , Ne-Yo **, Chrisette Michele ***, Wale ****, etc...). Sadly, these poor, unfortunate souls*^ 5 did not accurately foresee the grim future that lay ahead of them. What should have been a day full of drunken, high white people, ganja , THE ROOTS?!!! *, crappy - but bearable...Read Full Story

Today is a sad day for the field, and I will tell you why: When I started this blog I decided that I would continue blogging until I found Lark Voorhies . Well, I am both happy and sad to announce that I have found her. Yes my friends, my hunt for the elusive Lark Voorhies is over; so now,unfortunately, I must stop blogging. Why? Because there is nothing left to blog for. This whole blogging thing was just a desperate and pathetic attempt to try and get Lark's attention. One of her people...Read Full Story

The American actress who rose to fame by playing Lisa Turtle in Saved by the Bell , and which she won twice the Young Artist Award, in 1990 and 1993, and was twice nominated for the same award in 1991 and 1992, I am talking about Lark Voorhies . And now she’s taking the road of rhinoplasty which makes her ill person after the surgery. It just widens her nose bridge and tow up her face.Read Full Story

Meet Lark Voorhies, the cute actress made famous for her turn as Lisa Turtle on “Saved By the Bell”. See her biography, photos and video here. Lark Voorhies Rumor has it that Lark is returning to the screen, only this time the big screen. In a film set to be released around August 2011, Lark [...]Read Full Story

This is the dope new video for Asher Roth's track "Lark on My Go-Kart". This track is HOT!  The beat is hot, the flow and lyrics are ridiculous (as always) and the animation is crude but funny as hell.  There are about a hundred old school references in there (including Full House, Teddy Ruxpin, Mario Kart and Razor Ramon) and the title of the song refers to Lark Voorhies' fine ass from Saved By The Bell.  It doesn't get more random than that.  Overall, I give this a 12 out of 13 bottles...Read Full Story