Lark Voorhies

Today is a sad day for the field, and I will tell you why: When I started this blog I decided that I would continue blogging until I found Lark Voorhies . Well, I am both happy and sad to announce that I have found her. Yes my friends, my hunt for the elusive Lark Voorhies is over; so now,unfortunately, I must stop blogging. Why? Because there is nothing left to blog for. This whole blogging thing was just a desperate and pathetic attempt to try and get Lark's attention. One of her people found out about the blog, told Lark about the field, ... Read Full Story

Yesterday, three young, unsuspecting dumbasses ventured out on the smoker's holiday for a different kind of green -- an Earth Day Celebration. Lured by the phantom promise of THE ROOTS?!!! * and friends ( Talib Kweli , Ne-Yo **, Chrisette Michele ***, Wale ****, etc...). Sadly, these poor, unfortunate souls*^ 5 did not accurately foresee the grim future that lay ahead of them. What should have been a day full of drunken, high white people, ganja , THE ROOTS?!!! *, crappy - but bearable weather, turned into an EPIC day of trauma. (Right: Look at them, looking all dry and happy. Ignorance is bliss ... Read Full Story

Meet Lark Voorhies, the cute actress made famous for her turn as Lisa Turtle on “Saved By the Bell”. See her biography, photos and video here. Lark Voorhies Rumor has it that Lark is returning to the screen, only this time the big screen. In a film set to be released around August 2011, Lark [...] Read Full Story

The “Saved by the Bell” reunion is a go, thanks to Jimmy Fallon’s obsessive promotion of the idea. I mean it was a direct rip off of Conan O’Brien’s “Dirty Dancing” obsession (which got the film re-released in theaters ten years after its original run) but good things came from it. Like the revelation that Mark-Paul Gosselaar has actually been living his life as Zack Morris for the last fifteen years . There was a lot of drama related to the whole thing – and not all of it cute. Like Screech (Dustin Diamond – not like anyone knows him as anyone other than ... Read Full Story

The “Saved by the Bell” reunion is a go, thanks to Jimmy Fallon’s obsessive promotion of the idea. I mean it was a direct rip off of Conan O’Brien’s “Dirty Dancing” obsession (which got the film re-released in theaters ten years after its original run) but good things came from it. Like the revelation that Mark-Paul Gosselaar has actually been living his life as Zack Morris for the last fifteen years. There was a lot of drama related to the whole thing – and not all of it cute. Like Screech (Dustin Diamond – not like anyone knows him as anyone other than Screech) ... Read Full Story