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Late Night Jokes
Follow the best jokes from Late Night with Conan O'Brien and the Late Show with David Letterman.
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Will the Regina Lasko and David Letterman marriage last?
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Jimmy Fallon will take Conan O'Brien's Late Night post next year...how will he do?
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Here are a few of our favorite Late Night Jokes with Conan O'Brien:
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'
- Conan O'Brien
In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath.
- Conan O'Brien
John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said he often does the same thing with his career.
- Conan O'Brien
CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.'
- Conan O'Brien
During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage.
- Conan O'Brien
Michael Jackson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It caused quite a controversy, because his nose isn't eligible for another fifteen years.
- Conan O'Brien
Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.
- Conan O'Brien
Fish recognize a bad leader.
- Conan O'Brien
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
- Conan O'Brien
Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood.
- Conan O'Brien
In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.
- Conan O'Brien
In a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That's right, the President said, this is a quote, the research could help cure brain diseases like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and whatever it is I have.
- Conan O'Brien
Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans.
- Conan O'Brien
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'
- Conan O'Brien
In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath.
- Conan O'Brien
John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said he often does the same thing with his career.
- Conan O'Brien
CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.'
- Conan O'Brien
During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage.
- Conan O'Brien
Michael Jackson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It caused quite a controversy, because his nose isn't eligible for another fifteen years.
- Conan O'Brien
Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.
- Conan O'Brien
Fish recognize a bad leader.
- Conan O'Brien
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
- Conan O'Brien
Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood.
- Conan O'Brien
In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.
- Conan O'Brien
In a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That's right, the President said, this is a quote, the research could help cure brain diseases like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and whatever it is I have.
- Conan O'Brien
Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans.
- Conan O'Brien
Ever turn on the TV and feel like you've come in on the middle of something?Add this to your queueAdded: Wed Jan 06 06:48:04 UTC 2010Air date: Tue Jan 05 00:00:00 UTC 2010Duration: 00:34
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- The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien (hulu.com)
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Nationally, the comedian's weeknight prime-time talk show has been disastrous for many affiliates' late-night newscasts. In markets where viewership is measured more frequently Nielsen measures Lexington just four times annually the newscasts following Leno's show hemorrhaged viewers.
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In the aftermath of the "Be World Class. Be Fresno" fiasco, Jeff Eben, head of Fresno's Convention and Visitors Bureau has taken to YouTube, to respond to most recent Fresno disser Jay Leno and past Fresno disser Conan O'Brien....
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It's that time of year when I ask you what your resolutions are. Not your general resolutions, I mean your TV-related ones.
Looking over last year's list, I actually did pretty well. I didn't watch American Idol, I gave Jimmy Fallon and Conan O'Brien a chance even though I wasn't sure if either of them would hold my interest (for the record, Fallon has and O'Brien hasn't), and I am trying to record more late night shows so I'm not up until 1...
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Zoiks! Online (blog)"Tiger Woods, Kanye West and David Letterman carry us into 2010."Zoiks! Online (blog)Only, instead of O'Brien actually hosting the “Tonight Show,” he hosted “Late Night with Conan O'Brien” at an earlier time and called it the “Tonight Show. ...9 Days of '09: Top 10 pop culture storiesTimes Herald-Recordall 2 news articles »
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"Sources close to Tiger Woods say that he's spending his days now eating cereal and watching cartoons. In other words, Tiger Woods has gone from living every man's fantasy life, to living every man's real life." –Conan O'Brien ...
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TODAY'S TALK SHOWSLos Angeles Times10 pm KNBC Late Show With David Letterman Ray Romano; Anna Kendrick. 11:35 pm KCBS The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien Reese Witherspoon; Gabourey Sidibe; ...Wednesday's Talk ShowsLos Angeles Timesall 7 news articles »
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Washington Post'The Bachelor' recap: no controversy yet...just a bunch of flight jokesExaminer.comA note to everyone watching this season of "The Bachelor:" Jake Pavelka is a pilot. He loves to fly airplanes and he is looking for a co-pilot, ...'The Bachelor': Season premiere recapDigital SpyTV highlightsWashington Postall 217 news articles »
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Telegraph.co.ukTiger Woods Jokes Update: The Difference Between Woods and SantaGather.comThe jokes!! I'm sure there are a bunch of jokes floating around out there that I haven't heard but I heard this one this weekend and I just had to share it. ...Tiger Woods cracks sex jokes about blacks and gays, according to Vanity Fair ...Examiner.comVanity Fair articles says Tiger Woods a sex addict, prone to lurid jokes about ...Daily TelegraphTiger...
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What Would The Ultimate Jimmy Fallon iPhone App Look Like?The Business InsiderGavin Purcell, the supervising producer of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, has ideas for iPhone apps for his show and even NBC itself. In a recent interview, ...
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A little late-night hot-tubbing for first baby of 2010TheNewsTribune.comBut apparently, Ronin Gerald James Quinn is more of a party kind of guy: He showed up amid New Year's revelry – in a hot tub, no less. ...and more »
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Here are a few of our favorite Late Night Jokes with David Letterman:
I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.
- David Letterman
It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.
- David Letterman
It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?
- David Letterman
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
- David Letterman
Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?
- David Letterman
Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard.
- David Letterman
For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.
- David Letterman
Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.
- David Letterman
Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.
- David Letterman
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
- David Letterman
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
- David Letterman
I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
- David Letterman
Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well.
- David Letterman
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.
- David Letterman
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
- David Letterman
I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.
- David Letterman
It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.
- David Letterman
It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?
- David Letterman
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
- David Letterman
Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?
- David Letterman
Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard.
- David Letterman
For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.
- David Letterman
Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.
- David Letterman
Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.
- David Letterman
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
- David Letterman
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
- David Letterman
I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
- David Letterman
Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well.
- David Letterman
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.
- David Letterman
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
- David Letterman
