"Well, folks, looks like we finally found something President Bush is good at. Dodgeball!" by Jay Leno --- Elsewhere on Zimbio: Written by JJ document.write(localTime('Dec 16, 2008 19:42 GMT'))/16/2008 19:42 GMT on Dec-16-08 It's been a few days since Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zeidi was arrested for throwing his shoes at President George W. Bush, which has given the Internets plenty of time to throw down on its latest favoritest meme. "The Bush-Shoe Incident / Response Time" (Play it... Read Full Story
David Letterman has been caught with his pants down, his Worldwide Pants! He’s has admitted to shagging with many, many many women in his employ and interns, too.
He’s in the frying pan and Jay Leno has found a holy chance to turn up the heat, slaughtering him with post-confession potshot jokes on Jay Leno’s Friday evening show.
“If you came here tonight for sex with a talk-show host, you’re in the wrong studio.”
Right in the kisser….
But wait…
There’s more!
Mid-way through... Read Full Story
Now, it's clear the Republican party has a new rock star -- in that Jindal appears to have the body fat of Iggy Pop on free heroin day. Now, Jindal took it straight to the Democrat's porkulus plan, like this waste of money [on screen: Bobby Jindal attacking $140 million budgeted for volcano monitoring]. Ridiculous! Monitoring volcanoes totally ruins the surprise. Republicans know all we need to control volcanoes is to sacrifice a virgin. That is why they support abstinence education... Read Full Story
All in all, Obama spent, and this is true, seven hours in Canada. Ranking his first diplomatic trip on our 'How Long Americans Stay in Canada Scale,' above a firecracker/prescription drug run, and just below an underage Montreal bachelor party. By Jon Stewart Read Full Story
Last night, our president delivered his first State of the Union address. It was very well received. In fact, they're saying it was the best State of the Union address ever delivered by an African-American president. By Jimmy Kimmel Read Full Story
U.S. Senator and Republican presidential candidate John McCain's new vice presidential candidate Alaska Governor Sarah Palin speaks August 29, 2008 in Dayton, Ohio. (Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images North America) It hasn't taken comedians long to start jabbing at John McCain's new running mate Sarah Palin. Palin is a female governor from Alaska. Bill Maher offered up our favorite late night jokes about Palin so far: "John McCain's VP pick is the Governor of Alaska, a unknown "Hockey... Read Full Story
Top 10 Things You Don't Want To Hear At The Beach 10. "You are going to have to put on a top, oh, sorry, sir" 9. "Forget about sharks, I thought I saw a tomato in the water" 8. "Due to the mortgage crisis, we're foreclosing your sandcastle" 7. "We are out of mayo; use the Coppertone" 6. "Wow, that lifeguard can really put away the gin" 5. "The water? It's about eleven miles that way" 4. "I know you're not drowning, but would you like mouth-to... Read Full Story
"President Bush, this is interesting, was going to make history, he becomes the first sitting U.S. president to attend the Olympics in a foreign country. He said he's been looking forward to it, ever since he heard that in China, people are not allowed to make fun of political leaders" By Jimmy Kimmel This one was pretty good too: "President Bush arrived in Beijing earlier today. Again, I don’t think he really understands the Olympics that well. Like, they asked him if he liked... Read Full Story
John Edwards had this one coming to him: "I thought this was nice, at one point during the (Olympic) ceremony tonight they had 56 children march in, all belonging to John Edwards." By Jay Leno Then this late night zinger got added to the mix: "No, he actually said today about the other woman, he doesn't love her. Oh that's smart, now you've got two women mad at you. Great, way to go." By Jay Leno Leno didn't miss the opportunity to tie this line of jokes together with the "McCain... Read Full Story
To celebrate tomorrow's presidential inauguration, I wanted to give you the 2009 version of the classic joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? Here it goes... BARACK OBAMA : The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change! JOHN MCCAIN : My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. SARAH PALIN : You betcha he crossed the road, but... Read Full Story
