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Late Night Jokes about Sarah Palin

U.S. Senator and Republican presidential candidate John McCain's new vice presidential candidate Alaska Governor Sarah Palin speaks August 29, 2008 in Dayton, Ohio. (Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images North America)

It hasn't taken comedians long to start jabbing at John McCain's new running mate Sarah Palin.  Palin is a female governor from Alaska.  Bill Maher offered up our favorite late night jokes about Palin so far:

"John McCain's VP pick is the Governor of Alaska, a unknown "Hockey Mom" named Sarah Palin that no one ever heard of before. The only other job she had in politics was as the mayor of a small town known as Wasilla, Alaska, and now she has the opportunity to be on a ticket opposite Barack Obama, the first black man she's ever seen."

Bill Maher went on to joke:

"This isn't a presidential ticket, this is a sitcom. The Maverick and the MILF."

Check out pictures of Sarah Palin by clicking to enlarge any of the following:
O'FALLON, MO- AUGUST 31:  Presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain (R-AZ) campaigns with his vice presidential pick Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin during an event at T.R. Hughes Ballpark . August 31, 2008 in O?Fallon, Missouri. McCain is campaigning before heading to the Republican National Convention. O'FALLON, MO- AUGUST 31:  Presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain's (R-AZ) vice presidential pick Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin waits to be introduced to speak during an event at T.R. Hughes Ballpark . August 31, 2008 in O?Fallon, Missouri. McCain is campaigning before heading to the Republican National Convention. O'FALLON, MO- AUGUST 31:  Presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain (R-AZ) campaigns with his vice presidential pick Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin during an event at T.R. Hughes Ballpark . August 31, 2008 in O?Fallon, Missouri. McCain is campaigning before heading to the Republican National Convention. O'FALLON, MO- AUGUST 31: Former Governor of Arkansas, Mike Huckabee campaigns for presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain (R-AZ) during an event at T.R. Hughes Ballpark  August 31, 2008 in O?Fallon, Missouri. McCain is campaigning before heading to the Republican National Convention. Presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain (R-AZ) along with his vice presidential pick Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin during a campaign event at Consol Energy Park August 30, 2008 in Washington, Pennsylvania. McCain is campaigning before heading to the Republican National Convention. Presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain (R-AZ) along with his vice presidential pick Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (3rd from right) and family stand together as they are introduced during a campaign event at Consol Energy Park August 30, 2008 in Washington, Pennsylvania. McCain is campaigning before heading to the Republican National Convention.
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