Late Night Jokes

Late Night Jokes

Follow the best jokes from Late Night with Conan O'Brien and the Late Show with David Letterman.

Letterman's late night joke about gun control

"Big ruling coming out of the Supreme Court now. They have ruled individuals have the right to carry guns. Yeah. But now listen, seriously. Don't think you can just go into a gun store and buy a gun. No, no, no. There is still a strict 15-minute waiting period."

- by David Letterman


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