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Goat and the Loin

One day a goat with her small child went into forest for food. Unfortunately
They lost their way while returning back to home and were stuck up in the forest at the night.



Suddenly a Big lion came out of the woods and saw the goat and her child and quickly approached them. The frightened goat took her child nearer to her and started praying the gods thinking that lion will definitely eat both of them. Lion came nearer to them but instead of attacking gave them a big smile. He put his hands on the child's head, patted and pampered her and said to the mother goat, "No fear My Dear. I don't have Any sisters so now onwards you are my sister and I am your brother". And he gave chocolates, biscuits to the child and asked the goat to come to his cave for lunch someday. And he promised the goat that "tell me if any one attack you or threaten you". And he left the place. Both the goat and her kid were speechless.

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