Late Night Jokes

Late Night Jokes

Follow the best jokes from Late Night with Conan O'Brien and the Late Show with David Letterman.

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Late Night Jokes: Jon Stewart Interviews Maggie Gyllenhaal

I love Jon Stewart - the guy's witty. His segment from last night (july 17th) with Maggie Gyllenhaal was fun and is worth a watch. Here's the video clip: Maggie Gyllenhaal on Jon Stewart Picture: Getty Images Read Full Story

Laloo Prasad was hosting a Japanese Delegation

. Laloo Prasad was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan. " Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very ineficient," he stated. "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!" Read Full Story

3 Pair of Glasses

From:  joke4aday.com
A young girl was puzzled why the aging college professor needed three pair of glasses. He explained, "I need one pair for distance, one pair to read , and one pair to find the other two pair." More Novelty Shirts, Hats, Etc . Read Full Story

Late Night Jokes about Obama Babies

Sometimes Jay Leno is hilarous... According to Newsweek , sociologists believe that nine months after election day, there could be tens of thousands of what they call 'Obama babies.' Psychologists say this is not unusual, because a lot of people celebrate a big victory by having sex. That's true. See, that's why there's never been any Detroit Lions babies. Read Full Story

Late Night Jokes About the Economy

"This economy is crazy. Are you with me on that one? This is what I saw today. I saw a Lehman Brothers executive walking around town wearing a sign that read, 'Will work for a seven-figure bonus." - By David Letterman "I think the economy is starting to turn around. In fact today, instead of just shooting animals for food, Sarah Palin is back shooting them for fun again." - By Jay Leno OUCH! Read Full Story

Late Night Jokes Nov 17th

David Letterman took another stab at Sarah Palin , just for fun: Everybody is kind of making up and getting back together. Senator McCain and President-elect Barack Obama met, got together and had a nice visit. And Barack Obama thanked McCain for choosing that nutty Alaskan chick. And then Barack Obama said to McCain, Hey, I'm catching up with you. I just got a second home. Read Full Story

Suicidal Dog

From:  joke4aday.com
A boy called on his girlfriend at her 10th story apartment in readiness for their date . While she was getting dressed, he played ball in the lounge with her small dog.  Unfortunately the door to the balcony was open and when the ball bounced out the door and over the ledge of the balcony, the little dog followed it. A few moments later, the girl appeared. The boy said,"Have you notice that your dog has been acting depressed lately?" Gary is a travel writer and photographer living in... Read Full Story

Wife Swapping

From:  joke4aday.com
A wife was watching the television news and said to her husband," Did you hear that, A man in Indianapolis swapped his wife for  season tickets to the Colts games. Would you do a thing that?" "Heck no, " He replied,"the season is half over." Travel Articles and Photos Read Full Story

Watch - Late Night with Conan O’Brien (16×76) online

Kathy Griffin, Paula Deen, Amy Lavere Watch full episode online: This entry was posted on Monday, February 2nd, 2009 at 3:06 am and is filed under Uncategorized . You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site. Read Full Story

Watch - Late Night with Conan O’Brien (16×77) online

Brian Williams, Johnny Knoxville, Zac Brown Band Watch full episode online: This entry was posted on Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 at 4:31 am and is filed under Uncategorized . You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site. Read Full Story
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