WRONG NUMBER A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked. "Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children." "Is that a record?" she inquired. "I don't think so," replied the man... Read Full Story
A large Democrat meeting was held in a county seat in Indiana , which was attended by a small boy who had four young puppy dogs which he offered for sale. Finally, one in the crowd ,approaching the boy, asked, " Are these Democrat pups my son?" "yes, Sir." He replied. "Well, Then," He Said," I'll take these two." About a week later the Republicans held a meeting at the same place, and among the crowd was to be seen the same boy and his two remaining pups. He tried for hours to obtain a... Read Full Story
As you know, I have posted a joke or two on this site. I like to lighten it up from time to time instead of just bitchin' and moanin'. I have tried to post jokes that are related to food, weddings, or waiters, etc. I hope you have liked them all. So now, I was curious as to which one was your favorite. Click on the links below to view them again. Then place your vote in the box on the left side of the page. Thanks. 2 Doctors Having Sex A 10 Year Olds Love Story A Case of Miller Lite A Union... Read Full Story
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared
before a small town congregation . Everyone started screaming and
running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic
effort to get away. Soon,
everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly.
Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The... Read Full Story
Display of Authority
A
Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas ranch and
talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, I need to inspect your
ranch for your water allocation.
The old rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."
The Water representative says, "Mister, I have the authority of the
Federal Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed
to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or
answered... Read Full Story
Who
Wants to be a Millionaire?
A
contestant Sally, on 'Who Wants to be a
Millionaire?' Had reached the final
plateau.
If she answered the next
question correctly, she would win $1,000,000.
If she answered
incorrectly, she would pocket only the $25,000
Milestone money.
And as she suspected the
Million Dollar
Question was no Pushover.
It was, 'Which of the
following species of
birds does not build Its own
Nest but instead lays its
eggs in the nests of... Read Full Story
NBC's decision to give Jay Leno a show each weeknight leaves CBS and ABC the only major broadcasters still in the business of making scripted dramas for the last hour of prime-time. Viewing habits are changing, and the well-turned adult drama is one more genre that broadcasters no longer have uniquely to themselves. Let's pause here for a moment of silence and remember the fall of 1994, when the three networks aired "ER," "Chicago Hope," "Law & Order," "Homicide: Life on the Street," "NYPD... Read Full Story
Three men, a Californian, a Nebraskan, and a Washingtonian were walking along the beach when they came across a lantern. While they were examining it, a genie popped out and declared, "I ll give each one of you one wish." The Nebraskan said,"I am a farmer, my father was a farmer, and my son will be a farmer, so I want the land in Nebraska to be fertile forever." There was a puff of smoke and the genie said the wish had been granted. Next it was the Californians turn. He told the genie, "I... Read Full Story
Higher than the Empire State Building "Can you name an animal that has eyes and cannot see, legs and cannot walk, but can jump as high as the Empire State Building?" Asked the life of the party. Everybody racked their brains during a period of deep silence and finally gave up. "The answer", he said, "is a wooden horse, it has eyes and cannot see, and legs and cannot walk." "Yes," someone said, "But how does... Read Full Story
A group of doctors were talking together at an international conference. An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks". A German doctor said, "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks". A Russian doctor said, "In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one... Read Full Story
