10. Your blood type has been reclassified as "Espresso" 9. Every morning you go for a quick 47 mile jog 8. As soon as California legalized gay marriage, you got engaged to Mr. Coffee 7. Your after-shave is hazelnut non-dairy creamer 6. You're tapping your leg like Larry Craig in a men's room stall 5. A Starbucks just opened in your basement 4. Your last words before bypass surgery: "Tell Juan Valdez I love him" 3. You average 80 blinks per minute 2. You named your kids "Tall," "Grande," and... Read Full Story
One day a goat with her small child went into forest for food. Unfortunately They lost their way while returning back to home and were stuck up in the forest at the night. Suddenly a Big lion came out of the woods and saw the goat and her child and quickly approached them. The frightened goat took her child nearer to her and started praying the gods thinking that lion will definitely eat both of them. Lion came nearer to them but instead of attacking gave them a big smile. He put his hands on... Read Full Story
U.S. Senator and Republican presidential candidate John McCain's new vice presidential candidate Alaska Governor Sarah Palin speaks August 29, 2008 in Dayton, Ohio. (Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images North America) It hasn't taken comedians long to start jabbing at John McCain's new running mate Sarah Palin. Palin is a female governor from Alaska. Bill Maher offered up our favorite late night jokes about Palin so far: "John McCain's VP pick is the Governor of Alaska, a unknown "Hockey... Read Full Story
U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) is introduced at a rally in support of Democratic presidential nominee U.S. Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) November 3, 2008 in St. Charles, Missouri. (Getty Images) more pics » Jay Leno started throwing jabs at Hillary Clinton again. Too funny... Actually, I think Hillary Clinton would be a great secretary of state. You know, she can cackle in seven different languages. Read Full Story
SNL is having some fun at Sarah Palin's expense. Tina Fey has done two impersonations that just crack me up. Check out the video clips: Read Full Story
"Florida finally starting to dry out from Tropical Storm Fay. President Bush declared some of the counties disaster areas so they could get federal assistance. Once again, see, I think Bush means well; I don't think he really understands. Like today, he said it was important to help them down there because he considers Florida one of our most important allies. For when we fight the Georgians, we're gonna need the... Read Full Story
TV personality Conan O'Brien receives the 2008 Young Leaders Irish Spirit Award at Cipriani's 23rd Street on March 13, 2008 in New York City. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images North America) Read Full Story
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... Read Full Story
"Here's good news -- Bill Clinton will be out on the campaign trail getting people to vote for Obama. Isn't that what he was doing for Hillary? So Bill Clinton is campaigning for Obama. President Bush is campaigning for McCain. And I'm thinking, wow, this could really be the year for Ralph Nader." - by David Letterman Read Full Story
