Late Night Jokes

About.com has their usual list of the week's top political jokes. As a dad, I got a chuckle out of this one from Conan O'Brien: "Yesterday during a speech President Obama embarrassed his daughter, Malia, by revealing that she recently got a 73 on a science test. Then Malia embarrassed him by asking him how the governors races in Virginia and New Jersey turned out."  

CBS News Conan O'Brien Apologizes Over Twitter Misrepresentation TheCelebrityCafe.com Shatner gave a dramatic reading of comments found on Levi Johnston's Twitter account. Routine, stuff, huh? So what's the problem  

"The Insider" was with Levi Johnston Thursday night as he watched "The Tonight Show" and heard host Conan O'Brien's personal apology for "misrepresenting him in any way" during a skit the night before. Read on for more...   Levi exclusively tells "The Insider": "I'm glad I gave him something to talk about on his show. Obviously it's good that I'm on there." On Thursday's "Tonight Show," Conan said he'd woken up to "shocking news." "Apparently...  

Filed under: TV, Celebrity Feuds Levi Johnston threatened to sue, Conan O'Brien listened -- and last night he apologized for using an "imposter's" Twitter account to make fun of Sarah Palin's daughter's baby daddy.William Shatner was back again to do a reading from the "real" Levi ...Permalink  

Wow, was this interview ever overlooked — in a Q that was posted on Monday, Jay Leno sat down with Broadcasting & Cable to talk about how he really feels about the controversy surrounding "The Jay Leno Show" — up to and including an admission that he would have "preferred" to stay on "The Tonight Show." It's worth reading the interview in its entirety, but here are a few excerpts: Last week, Warner Bros.' Barry Meyer was the latest of many to...  

Second thoughts? Prime-time newcomer Jay Leno would have rather stayed put at The Tonight Show – and if NBC offered him that job again, he'd take it, he told Broadcasting & Cable magazine, hastily adding that such a decision isn't his to make. Conan O'Brien, his successor as Tonight host after 17 years, is "doing fine," he said. The Jay Leno Show began on NBC in September, airing weekdays at 10 p.m., with less-than-stellar ratings...  

Filed under: Sedan, Performance, Ford, Celebrities If Jay Leno were a Ferrari McLaren F1, Conan O'Brien would be a Ford Taurus SHO. Now hold on, that's not an insult to Conan, who just took over Jay's hosting duties on The Tonight Show. It's an actual fact: Jay owns a McLaren F1 and Conan drives a 1992 Ford Taurus SHO. Conan's SHO has appeared on his... uh, show... a number of times in the past, though the most memorable cameo was this skit...  

TVbytheNumbersDavid Letterman, Craig Ferguson Shine In Late Night Ratings NumbersAHN"The Late Show with David Letterman" led the week in viewers for the week ending Oct. 16. This was the late night talk show's third consecutive weekly ...'Frontline' lets its hair downSouth Coast Todayall 24 news articles »  

MiamiHerald.comSteve Phillips Fired, David Letterman Flying HighExaminer.comThis one is different though because it's similar to David Letterman's affairs with Holly Hester and Stephanie Burkett. Yet, Phillips got fired while ...ESPN fires both Steve Philips and Brooke HundleyTV Squad (blog)Steve Phillips fired over ESPN sex scandal; Brooke Hundley on MySpaceSan Francisco ChronicleESPN sex scandal: When you play the field, beware of fame's...  

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Sky NewsDuke of Edinburgh jokes about Indians named PatelPrison Planet.comThe prince, 88, whose jokes have landed him in hot water in the past, was welcoming his guests at the event ahead of a state visit by Pratibha Patil, ...Prince Philip jokes about Indian name at Buckingham Palace receptionSamayLivePrince Philip jokes about Indian's nameSydney Morning Heraldall 93 news articles »  

AutoWeekESPN Sends Griese Running for the BorderNBC MiamiBob Griese will have plenty of time to brush up on his ethnic jokes and survey the Taco Bell menu after ESPN has reportedly suspended the ...ESPN suspends Bob Griese for 'taco' joke about Juan Pablo Montoya (video)Examiner.comall 650 news articles »  

New York Daily NewsVIDEO: Jimmy Fallon Spoofs a Sulky Robert PattinsonPeople Magazine"Pumpkins are dumb fat squashes," Fallon jokes in a fake British accent. "Candy corns are stupid. Are you a candy or are you corn? ...VIDEO: Jimmy Fallon Spoofs on Twilight StarTheCelebrityCafe.comJimmy Fallon Lampoons Robert Pattinson Lampooning HalloweenWall Street Journal (blog)Jimmy Fallon – Bothered by Robert PattinsonBSCreviewUs Magazine -Sassyqarla...  

Los Angeles TimesAngels keeping it positive in face of eliminationLos Angeles Times"We're running around cracking jokes and lighting guys' shoestrings up and different things like that," Hunter said. "It's pretty laid back. ...and more »  

Late-night standoff in Syracuse ends peacefullyDeseret NewsA tense, four-hour standoff between police and a suicidal man with a gun barricaded in his Syracuse home ended peacefully about 2 am ...