Law School Students

In almost every criminal case a defendant will be offered a “plea bargain” and, indeed, most criminal cases ultimately do not go to trial. Whether to accept a plea bargain offer depends upon a variety of factors and is almost always dependent upon the facts of the individual case. Nevertheless, generally the two most important considerations in determining whether to accept a plea bargain offer is making sure you understand ALL the consequences of any plea bargain and making sure you have... Read Full Story

Report in AoE Newsletter by Founding Member Frank Stahlie (Dec. 1990) After nearly sixty-seven years of torture in the lake of fire, Vladimir Ilyich Lenin, the chief architect of Soviet Communism, arose from the dead to meet with US Lawmakers yesterday. “My Comrades, though you probably don’t realize it, you capitalists have given this tortured spirit the greatest gift a dead tyrant could ever hope to receive!” Though many of the lawmakers were taken aback to see the risen corpse of Lenin... Read Full Story

AoE Newsletter Issue # 86: President Clinton gave chief architect of the United States Constitution James Madison, a postmortem slap in the face, adding, “You know where you can stick that parchment bitch!”  Report by Dan Janson, VA chapter. (May 1998) Clinton’s attack on Madison came as a shock to many in Washington. “We’ve all trampled the Constitution, which is no big deal because it was written like 200 years ago, back when there wasn’t even microwaves, but to dig up the former... Read Full Story

Report by Rich Reynolds, AL Chapter Amidst protests from lawyers and attorney rights advocates, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) announced Wednesday that a country-wide lawyer management plan will be put into effect later this year to combat what it calls a “significant domestic threat.” The management plan is designed to facilitate a stabilization of the dangerously overpopulated lawyer herd, then gradually adjust populations downward to an acceptable range for the social and... Read Full Story

I was quickly growing tired of the Food Court. So, imagine my great delight when I discovered that a lunch cart comes everyday on the southend patio of the school--twice a day, once at 1 and again at 6. It's a bit out of the way but it's sooo worth it. Today was my second lunch there this week and guess who ate with me? Juan-L. So we were enjoying our tacos and talking about classes and other lawstudent chatter, when out of nowhere he says: So, how's it going with Sam? I stopped mid-chew with... Read Full Story