Life and Living

Today we celebrate the difference between men and women! Vive la Difference! WHEN WOMEN TAKE A SHOWER! Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Condition your... Read Full Story

Trent Dawson and I attended the Louisiana School for Math Science and the Arts in Natchitoches, Louisiana. He was a senior in high school while I was a junior. Other than both spending some time in Colorado, the similiarities stop there. Trent followed his dreams to become an actor and now plays the part of Henry Coleman on "As The World Turns." I don't watch soap operas but decided to try to catch a glimpse of Henry, just to see his work. Yesterday, I had that opportunity. Henry's... Read Full Story

Here it is Saturday morning and Friday night is thankfully behind us. Oh yeh, we had a great time last night didn't we bunky? All sorts of fun and frivolity (there's a word ya don't hear too often!)BUT, for the unfortunate few, like my next door neighbor Charlie, Friday night hasn't completely gone away!!! THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Nope, no more booze for me! 2. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Oh, I couldn't... Read Full Story

Back alley in Hong Kong. Why does this remind me of the inside of a Borg ship? In Japan they say; "Why fly to a South Sea Island when you can just build one right at home!" Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at http://www.god-101.com/ and the blog "Perspective" at http://god-101.blogspot.com/ Read Full Story

The Alien ship that landed in Manhattan around lunchtime has taken off again and disappeared. When contacted by "Perspective" reporters, military officials issued a statement saying that there was no need for panic since they had determined that what people thought was an alien spaceship invasion was in fact just "swamp gas!" That's all folks! Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God at http://www.god-101.com/ and the blog "Perspective" at http://god-101.blogspot.com... Read Full Story