Smartarse Dry Run

Not strictly a "dry" run for the Smartarse filming this coming Friday, in that I believe only the Genius Amanuensis abstained from the demonic drinking.

I pitted my team against the finest brains in Club Derrig that night, plus the Lady Jojojo, Tallulah, Braisers, Twin of Evil No.1, and John "Johnno" Dolan.

Bazza "Well-Clever" Lyons, managed his team very effectively into a comprehensive defeat by yours truly and the Ant/Dec Lovechild Tim "Bert" Uchi, after I had sacrificed four of my prawns to give the losers a false sense of superiority.

All in all a triumph of right over guesswork and grubby corruption.Ladies, check me out - I'm a good catch. E-mail me for a questionnaire so that I can assess your suitability.