Confused Linda Hogan Calls 911

First she's dating a 19-year-old, then she wants her soon-to-be ex-husband to go to prison, now Linda Hogan is making confused calls to 911 to report she's following Hulk Hogan , who is supposedly harassing her. Who's staking who?

On May 22nd, Linda called 911 claiming the Hulkster was parked outside her house, in violation of a restraining order.

Linda was leaving her house when she saw Hulk's car driving towards it. She did what any illogical person would do, she called 911 and followed the car. In the 911 call she is reprimanded by the dispatcher who forcibly tells her to "Stop following him." You know it's bad when even a 911 dispatcher won't listen to you, then subsequently yells at you.

Linda quickly pulled to the side of the road. According to the official incident report, she told officers she had a restraining order against the Hulk, and that he had, in the past, abused her.

It was later discovered that there in fact was no restraining order, and the official report listed that claims about Hulk violating an injunction or restraining order were "unfounded." The case was closed, and no charges were filed.

You mean police officers don't uphold fictitious restraining orders? What? I'm shocked! Not really, but Linda probably was.