Macrida Patterson

Mo’Kelly apologizes in advance to anyone and everyone who finds themselves “offended” by his next commentary. Feel free to send all applicable hatemail to mokellyreport@sbcglobal.net with the subject header “thong.” Yes, Mo’Kelly is apologizing in advance for what he’s about to say. Then again, when it did ANY apology for public statements mean anything? Exactly. So go on ahead and file Mo’Kelly’s latest apology in the same bin as Don Imus’ or any other half-hearted, BS act of contrition. That said… Mo’Kelly is tired of people blaming the victim and not the criminal. By now most all of you have heard of Macrida Patterson. ... Read Full Story

A Los Angeles woman is suing lingerie-maker Victoria's Secret, claiming she was injured by one of the company's defective thongs. Macrida Patterson, 52, says she was trying on the thong when an ornamental metallic tag came off the underwear and hit her in the eye causing permanent damage. Patterson says Victoria's Secret is responsible for the injury she received last month because the product was "defective." Patterson's attorney, Jason Buccat, called the problem a "design error." The garment in question is called the "Low-Rise V-String" from the Victoria's Secret Sexy Little Thing line. Patterson said the defective underwear caused her permanent eye and corneal ... Read Full Story

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Fifty-two-year-old Macrida Patterson, who works in parking enforcement for the Los Angeles Department of Transportation, says she suffered a scratched cornea after either a pendant or a metal fastener snapped off a pair of panties and struck her in the eye. "It does seem sort of unbelievable at first," said Patterson's attorney, Jason Buccat. But, he said, his client's injuries will "affect her for the rest of her life." Tammy Roberts Myers, a Victoria's Secret spokeswoman, said the company had not seen the lawsuit and had no comment. Apparently the thong failed to meet industry standards. I suppose we can expect warning labels next: ... Read Full Story