Macrida Patterson is a Los Angeles traffic officer who filed a lawsuit against Victoria's Secret on June 17, 2008 claiming that a design flaw caused part of her low-rise v-string to come loose and hit her in the eye.
Mo’Kelly apologizes in advance to anyone and everyone who finds themselves “offended” by his next commentary. Feel free to send all applicable hatemail to mokellyreport@sbcglobal.net with the subject header “thong.” Yes, Mo’Kelly is apologizing in advance for what he’s about to say. Then again, when it did ANY apology for public statements mean anything? Exactly. So go on ahead and file Mo’Kelly’s latest apology in the same bin as Don Imus’ or any other half-hearted, BS act of contrition... Read Full Story
A Los Angeles woman is suing lingerie-maker Victoria's Secret, claiming she was injured by one of the company's defective thongs. Macrida Patterson, 52, says she was trying on the thong when an ornamental metallic tag came off the underwear and hit her in the eye causing permanent damage. Patterson says Victoria's Secret is responsible for the injury she received last month because the product was "defective." Patterson's attorney, Jason Buccat, called the problem a "design error." The... Read Full Story
Fifty-two-year-old Macrida Patterson, who works in parking enforcement for the Los Angeles Department of Transportation, says she suffered a scratched cornea after either a pendant or a metal fastener snapped off a pair of panties and struck her in the eye.
"It does seem sort of unbelievable at first," said Patterson's attorney, Jason Buccat. But, he said, his client's injuries will "affect her for the rest of her life."
Tammy Roberts Myers, a Victoria's Secret spokeswoman, said... Read Full Story
Talk about a bit of a stretch. A Los Angeles woman has sued Victoria's Secret, saying she was injured by a defective thong from the company. Macrida Patterson, 52, claims as she was attempting to try on the thong, a decorative metallic piece flew off the item and hit her in the eye. Patterson's lawsuit claims the company is at fault for the eye injury she sustained. Patterson states she has permanent corneal damage and had to miss several days of work while being treated. She also claims the... Read Full Story
A Los Angeles woman is suing lingerie manufacturer Victoria’s Secret claiming that a faulty staple linking a jeweled-heart decoration to her thong caused her permanent eye damage.
Macrida Patterson, 52, said she was putting on her new Victoria’s Secret “low-rise v-string” thong when a design problem caused the decorative heart to pop off and hit her in the eye. Claiming permanent damage to her cornea…
When Thongs Attack
By Seriously McMillan
I just have a few questions about this... Read Full Story
Victoria's Secret is facing a lawsuit for a thong that malfunctioned.
Macrida Patterson has filed a lawsuit against Victoria's Secret after she allegedly sustained an injury while trying on a pair of their thong underwear.
The 54 year old plaintiff filed the case at the Los Angeles Superior Court, claiming that a metal embellishment flew off and struck her in the eye.
Patterson's lawyer says that a design flaw caused the accident to happen and that his client sustained damage to... Read Full Story
Product liability lawsuit of the day.
It’s true - 52 year old LA resident Macrida Patterson sues underwear company Victoria’s Secret for a defective thong. Now before your mind goes wandering to all ways one could incur crazy thong injuries, I will spoil your fantasies by telling you that the thong injury was to her eye. Our sue-happy lass Macrida Patterson was trying on a thong, when a decorative metallic piece came loose, flew off and struck her in the eye causing permanent corneal... Read Full Story
When you think of a courtroom drama, you don't think sexy. Unless your prison television is set on Judge Wapner's Animal Court, and you were put there for breeding alpacas without a license or alpaca sperm. But that's a courtroom drama for another day. The frivolous lawsuit all over my TV is about tiny thongs and eye-poking, which is why I sometimes get it mixed up with Jean-Claude Van Damme (shown below in the third picture yielded from a Google search, holding two cats with nearly exposed... Read Full Story
While it's nice to see an unretouched photo on the cover of a magazine, the fact remains that Jennifer Hawkins is much more perfect than the average woman.
