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Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
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Yo momma so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does. That’s a prime example of a ‘Yo Momma’ joke, a genre so popular it became the basis for a series of no-holds-barred competitions on MTV. Produced and hosted by actor Wilmer Valderrama, matches were held on successive seasons in Los Angeles, New York and Atlanta. From Monday to Thursday, the show pitted the toughest trash talkers against one another. Each team of contestants battled it out in...
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One Sunday afternoon, there are three couples in the park talking about their theme songs.
Couple 1: Do you guys know that our theme song is the best theme song for a couple out there?
Couples 2 and 3: Let’s see, what is it?
Couple 1: Our theme song is “ENDLESS LOVE”.
Couple 2: That’s cool but ours is better than yours!
Couples 1 and 3: Owwwsss, tell us what is it?
Couple 2: Well, it’s title is “TILL DEATH DO US PART”.
Couple 3: Your theme songs are meaningless compared to ours!
Couples 1...
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In some ways, that is what makes me such a good authority figure. I know when the kids are telling yo mama jokes .
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Chet Harvey tries to get a date to impress his mother Bernadette . But you love nobody like you love yo mama.
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Barack Obama did not come to Reno for them. But they were there anyway: Truckee artist Alanna Hughes in her hand-painted 'Even Yo Mama Screams Obama!' T-shirt; Kira Yanetta, who leads a Truckee-Tahoe pro-Obama ...
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I'm so much like you Restless and reckless, I need a clue So show me a sign, I feel like making a mo... 9. Lyrics Put me on a train mama 'Cause things just ain't the same no more Put me on... 15.
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Yo titties so fat small objects orbit around them! Today I realized you can apply almost all "Yo mama" jokes to big boobs as well.
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Mindy and Jenny met while blogging at Mama Drama and developed a love/hate relationship which lead to threats of chocolate pudding fights and really terrible practical jokes.
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According to J.P. of Yo Mama's Big Fat Booty Band, their mission is simple: Dish out heavy-hitting funk that makes people want to move.
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Milk it for all it's worth, make sure you get there first The apple of your eye, the rotten core ins... 9. Lyrics Put me on a train mama 'Cause things just ain't the same no more Put me on... 10.
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I have yet another shameful confession to make. Growing up, I was deeply ashamed of my mother.
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