Mama Jokes

Mama Jokes

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Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
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Yo Mama jokes have been reputed to be the best method of insulting someone or telling a hilarious joke. Yo Mama jokes had an entire television show after them at one time on MTV. Today, they continue to thrive in the vocabulary of ...  
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Take this poll! which yo mama jokes r funny? yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for petrol money! Yo mama is so poor that she waves round a ice-lolly and.  
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Take this poll! what are your favorite yo mama jokes!!!!!!!!????????? yo mama so stupid she put a peephole in the clear glass door yo mama so gay your daddy.  
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This is from the Uptown Comedy Club, if y'all remember it. This was at the height of the yo mama jokes and a young Tracy Morgan and a young Monique.  
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This footage has been in somebody's foot locker locked away. This was back in the day when both Mo'Nique and Tracy Morgan were heavy. They both have.  
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"Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't digest food; it's spaghettified."Spaghettification: In astrophysics, spaghettification is the stretching of objects into long thin shapes (rather like spaghetti) in a very strong gravitational field, and is caused by extreme tidal forces. In the most extreme cases, near black holes, the stretching is so powerful that no object can withstand it, no matter how strong its components are.The word spaghettification...  
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